Getting Played Page #5

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attempting to seduce him.

Who would go first?

We draw straws.

And, to make it more interesting...

we each have only one night,

one shot, to get the job done.

You're kidding, right?

This is a joke.

But how would we know

who really won?

Hmm. Good question.

I mean, none of us would lie,

of course, but still...

there needs to be

some kind of visual proof...

of the, uh, consummation.

A videotape! I've got a camera.

As do I. Emily?

Oh, my God! You guys,

what would my therapist say? Uh-uh.

You don't have to tell your therapist

everything, do you?

That is the idea.

- What do you think?

- I love it. Ha ha ha ha!

Wait a minute. A perfect stranger?

We don't know where he's been.

Well, that's what makes it

so interesting.

I mean, it's intriguing.

If you're not up to it...

No, it's not that. It's just... I mean...

I got it!

The first one through the door.

That door?

Hmm.

That's pretty random. Why not?

It's gotta be someone.

The first man who comes in...

No. You guys,

we're not gonna do this. Lauren.

If you're afraid you'll lose, Emily...

OK, I'm not afraid.

Good.

Heh. Fine. OK. I guess.

- Great.

- When do we begin?

I say... right now.

# Ohh, yeah, yeah #

# See, you're the man of my dreams #

# I sit around

and think my luck is gone #

# Then I found you... #

- Uh-uh.

- Ooh. Oh, my God.

Oh, no. That's not right.

# You opened up my heart... #

Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.

Single men only.

Yeah, I agree.

Yep. Singles only.

Here he comes.

Uh-uh.

- That's a do-over.

- Ha ha. Absolutely.

Yep. Do-over.

Ohh. That's another do-over.

- Ohh.

- Mmm.

- Definite do-over.

- Agreed.

You see what I'm saying, ladies?

There's not a good man around

when you need one.

- True.

- Mm-hmm.

OK, let's see what happens this time.

Heh.

Can't do nothin' with that.

Strictly dickly over here.

- Ha ha!

- I heard that.

Ha ha ha!

Ahh. Well, look here.

Ooh.

Sweet.

What do you think? Not bad, huh?

Could be worse. Em?

He's OK. Mm-hmm.

But who is he?

He's a perfect stranger.

Not for long.

- I'm gonna be sick.

- Oh, don't be sick.

You know that guy...

She is going to get all the scoop.

Watch and see.

I can't believe we're doing this.

Believe it, baby. It'll be good

for your next therapy session.

It's like me

when I play different characters.

- Oh, God.

- You get to escape.

Uh-oh. Here she comes.

Oh.

Hmm.

So, here's the story.

His name is Mark Sellers.

He's in real estate...

has great style,

so he must have money...

- Mm-hmm?

- And he is single.

Heh. That's him. He's the one.

Yep.

So... what do we do now?

Ha ha ha!

We draw straws.

Ha ha ha!

Frankly, Emily, I'm disappointed.

I mean, this kind of game-playing

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