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Oh, I know that you have gotta slide

to the left side, OK?

But I am having a party

next week at my crib.

Why don't you come by

so we can kick it?

All right. You know I'll be there.

Good.

Oh. If you need anything, you holla.

Or better yet, hit me on my celly.

- Hit you on your celly.

- Mm-hmm.

Lydia, when did you

become so street, huh?

Oh, sweetheart,

I've been into hip-hop for years.

Yeah, you know,

I'm down with the culture.

- Is that right?

- Yeah.

Like to keep it gangsta.

Well, give me a pound on that, girl.

- OK, here we go.

- Mm-hmm.

- Uh, uh...

- Oh, yeah.

- Keep it real, girl.

- Oh, word to you.

- OK? OK?

- Uh-huh.

- Hey, do you have any money?

- Oh. Yeah, I got you.

All right. Well, just give me

some feedback on the callback, OK?

All right. Love you. Mean it.

Thank you for coming.

I couldn't reach my therapist.

Girl, you know we got your back.

So, what happened?

He called and broke up with me

on the phone.

He said I was too needy.

That's pathetic.

I mean, what do men want?

Girl, it's like catching a cab.

If the light's on and you're not ready...

they'll take your ass for a ride

every time.

- Words to live by.

- Hey.

Hey, sorry I'm late. Mwah.

I just had to fire my bartender.

- Joe?

- Mm-hmm.

Damn, I liked him.

He gave me free drinks all the time.

That's exactly why I fired him.

Well, you look great.

- Really?

- Mm-hmm.

- God, I need a drink.

- Me, too.

Waiter!

- Mm. So, how was your weekend?

- Perfect.

I had my colon cleansed

and then went out on a date.

Ohh. Anyone I know?

I don't think so. He's very nice.

How romantic.

You know, dating is so confusing.

Mmm, I agree, I agree.

Maybe you haven't met the right man yet.

Well, I'll say this...

there isn't one man out there...

that I couldn't have if I wanted him.

Ha ha! I don't think men

are that predictable.

I do.

OK. What about... him?

Oh, please. Heh. It would take me...

two minutes, maybe three.

Heh! Three whole minutes?

You're right. Two. Maybe one.

OK, fine. Him.

Ha ha!

- Him?

- Yeah.

Let's be real.

That's not even a challenge.

- OK, fine.

- Ha ha!

OK. What about...

- Emily.

- What?

They're all the same.

That's a bit simplistic, isn't it?

I mean, they can't all be the same.

Well, then, let's find out.

What do you ladies say to a wager?

Ooh, what kind of wager?

A simple one.

I say any man can be seduced,

no ifs, ands, or buts.

- Agreed.

- So?

Well, think of it as a game.

We pick a man completely at random...

a total stranger, no ties to any of us.

I see where you're going with this.

- I don't.

- Of course you don't.

Look, we pick this man together...

and then we each take turns

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