Get the Girl Page #3

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Thank you.

Do you mind if I buy

you another drink?

Uh... uh... no, that's

not necessary.

Right, sorry, I'm sure

you're probably married.

Excuse me for just a...

Well done.

Did you... did you see

what just happened?

Looks like you

got her attention.

But I didn't do anything.

That guy just grabbed

my drink...

And threw it in his face

like a psycho.

She doesn't know that.

Why would he do that?

Because I paid him...

$20 to hit on her.

And then if you were so kind

as to intervene...

He was to make you her savior.

What are you getting at?

Always be the smartest

guy in the room, Clarence.

Now, that was just a

sample, a test to see...

If you had the balls...

To pull that off and when

you did...

I took over from there.

So, that's your plan, to have an

a**hole hit on her in a bar?

Because that happens

to her every night.

No, I think in your

case we're gonna need...

Something a little bit more...

How'd you say, grand?

Are you out of

your f***ing mind?

You don't like it?

No, of course, I don't

f***ing like it.

Why not?

It's illegal, it's

dangerous, it's completely...

It's genius.

How, how, how is it genius?

It's exactly what she wants,

man.

You're gonna sweep her

off her feet.

You get to be the hero, you have

a little alone time to bond.

I'll be in control

the whole time.

It's insane, it's insane!

It's...

It's perfect.

Okay, all right, what if

something happens?

What if we get caught,

what if someone gets hurts?

It's too dangerous.

It's not f***ing dangerous...

It's controlled chaos,

totally different.

No, no, no, I'm not doing it,

I'm not doing it!

Fine.

Fine!

Fine, go, leave.

Three... two... one...

All right, how do I even

pull this off?

Always be the smartest guy

in the room.

Okay, you keep saying that...

But what exactly does that mean?

It means, don't put

yourself in situations...

That you cannot control.

Know the people, know

the circumstances.

Be the smartest guy.

$25,000... next weekend.

Take it or leave it.

Clarence

the great American actress...

Mae west once said,

"every man I meet...

"Wants to protect me, but

I can't figure out what from."

What?

Sh*t!

Hey, it's Alex...

Did I leave a red folder

somewhere in the back?

No? Sh*t!

I'm gonna have to come

look for it.

All right, yeah, no, it's

cool, I'll see you in a second.

Thanks.

Whoa!

I'm... I'm...

Holy sh*t, you scared

the hell out of me!

I didn't see you.

Yeah, I'm sure you didn't,

pulling out that fast.

Look, I'm...

You should watch where

you're going.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, you said that.

Would you like to get

dinner with me sometime?

Did you really just ask me out?

Whoa, whoa!

Hey, what the hell?

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