Get Smart Page #4

...and learned the identities

of all our field agents.

Around the world

our people are under attack.

[DARTS WHIZZING]

Our only lead is the maker of the bomb

KAOS used against us.

Vladimir Krs...

- It's pronounced "Krstic," sir.

- Yes...

[MUMBLES]

MAX:

Krstic.

[MUMBLES]

Yes. He is a Bosnian national, and one

of KAOS' favorite munitions suppliers.

Unfortunately, we have no idea

where he is.

Actually, sir, we do. He is in Russia.

- How do you know that?

- It was on page 482 of my report.

Doesn't anybody read my reports?

All right, our mission is clear, people.

Find Krs...

- Krstic.

- Yes. Find him!

- Kris Kringle. Fish stick.

CHIEF:
Yes, Krs...

- Okay, I got it, I got it.

MAX:
Krstic.

Use him to get to KAOS,

then recover the stolen nuclear material...

...before they can do something

less than friendly...

...and maybe, if we're lucky,

we can apprehend the man behind it all...

...Siegfried.

Pictured here with his

number two man, Shtarker.

How are we gonna do that

when our agents are compromised?

Put me out there, Chief.

I'm not afraid to expose myself.

Do you ever think before you speak?

No, I just whip it out there.

It's what's best.

Fortunately, we have other options.

surgery, so her new face is not known yet.

We also have a new agent, Agent 86.

Who's that, sir?

It's you, Max.

All right, Maxie.

You did it.

Lloyd, may I have the C.O.S. Please?

I'm so happy!

I'm so happy!

This is the best day of my life!

Max, you didn't push

the button hard enough.

- So you could hear me?

BRUCE:
Yes.

- Right.

AGENT 99:
Excuse me, Chief, just a thought.

- I'm not questioning your judgment...

MAX:
99, I insist on complete honesty.

If you have something to say to me,

I wish you would just say it.

Max has no experience.

I don't want him as my partner.

Well, that is a sucker punch

to the gonads.

Hey, Max. We got you a lovely

parting gift for your first mission.

Oh, a pocketknife.

Not just a pocketknife, Swiss Army knife.

Comes with tweezers, pliers,

a tiny magnifying glass.

Fish scaler, a saw, a flamethrower,

chisel, a wire-crimping tool.

- What was that thing you said?

- Chisel?

Before that.

Did you say flamethrower?

- Yeah.

- Check it.

We also added a crossbow

that fires harpoons...

...connected to spider-silk nano-thread.

Has the strength of steel cable.

It's a time-consuming,

labor-intensive technology.

The spiders

have to be individually milked.

And they do not like it.

No, they don't.

Gentlemen, you're the best.

Thanks.

WOMAN:
Ladies and gentlemen,

while you are in your seats...

...please keep your seatbelts fastened.

I feel really good about us as partners.

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