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Stop trying to shock me.

I'm unshockable.

Stick to your own balls.

You haven't told those wankers

you're gay, have you--

Oh, yeah, I announced it

at assembly this morning.

I told you,

no one knows.

Geez, if they thought

I really was gay--

F*** me around enough because

I don't smoke or play football--

and I've got an I.Q

of over 25.

School full of tossers.

Oh, yeah.

Bet you fancy half ofem.

No way.

Not even him--

John Dixon.

He is sex on legs.

I know. Every time I see

his head boy--badge--

I wish it was

an invitation.

Sure wouldn't kick him out of bed

for eating biscuits.

- Great poster.

- Yeah, but no one's gonna see it here.

Well, why don't you take down

all this artwork--

It's been here

for centuries.

You can create

your own notice board.

Should we ask

the teacher first--

Probably.

[Indistinct]

- Are you sure this'll be okay--

- Oh, it's fine.

Look, if it makes you feel easier,

I'll mention it to the Head later.

-Thanks.

-Look, I'd better go. I've got training.

Don't work that body

too hard.

- Hi.

- Oh, hi.

So, um, you're on

the school magazine this term.

I am the school magazine.

No one else could be f***ed.

I could be fu-- I'd like to help.

Whatever.

Well, look--

Finish clearing this lot and, um,

stick that right in the middle, okay--

- Yes!

- [Whispering] Oh, for God's sake.

Steve,

he's not coming.

The gorgeous Glen

is 45 minutes late.

- He just got held up.

- By his balls, I hope.

Sweetheart, I know you want me

to meet him. I don't--

I just don't feel

very comfortable here.

- Anyway, I've got to get home.

- Not another driving lesson.

- How many have you had now--

- Forty--

- eight.

- [Chuckles]

- You sure all you're doing is driving--

- What else would we be doing--

Not all men are obsessed

with sex, you know.

Who mentioned sex--

Look, you go home

if you want to.

- You'll scare him off if he sees you.

- [Chuckles] Cheers!

No, I mean

if he sees me with--

You know what I mean.

You be careful.

-- I feel it in my fingers --

-- I feel it in my toes --

-- Love is all around me --

-- And so the feeling grows --

-- It's written on the wind --

-- It's everywhere I go --

- -- So if you really love me --

- [Clears Throat]

-- Come on and let it show --

-- You know I love you

I always will --

-- My mind's made up --

-- By the way that I feel --

-- There's no beginning

There'll be no end --

-- Cause on my love --

-- You can depend --

-- I see your face before me --

-- As I lay on my bed --

-- I kind of get to thinking --

-- Of all the things you said --

-- You gave your promise to me --

-- And I gave mine to you --

-- I need someone beside me --

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