Get Hard Page #3

- Hold on. There we go.

You really don't need...

There you go.

There's a start.

Mr. King, please.

I feel like you just haven't given me...

Success is a mindset!

Hi, everyone!

Hi.

Thank you so much

for celebrating our engagement with us.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Everyone, just "shh."

Shh! You need to "shh." Senator.

Shh! Shh.

Yellow tie.

I see you.

Thank you.

James, I love you...

...and I can't wait to be married to you.

Aw.

And because you rock my world...

...I got you this!

Oh!

Hey! Wow.

This is beautiful.

- But not as beautiful as you, Alissa.

- Aw.

- I love you.

- I love you.

Being with you and in front

of all of our friends and family here...

...I just wanna say,

I'm the luckiest man in the world!

Play something!

- Oh.

- Oh, oh.

Well, actually, there's one more part

to your present!

It's Mr. John Mayer!

- John Mayer!

- Thank you, thank you.

Hey, everybody!

Who's John Mayer?

I just wanna say, thank you,

James and Alissa, for making me...

Shut up!

...a part of your special night.

Thank you very much.

I wanna thank you personally

for the Bradway Chemical buy.

- Oh, sure. Ha-ha-ha.

- There's nothing I love more than making money.

Not even chicks. Or dudes. I f*** anything.

You ever seen 100 women get wet

at the same time? Watch this.

Aw.

Fathers, be good to your daughters

Daughters will love like you do

Girls become lovers

Who turn into mothers

So, mothers

Be good to your daughters too

John, lay back.

I'm gonna take a few bars.

Yeah.

Hey! Step aside, FBI! Back up!

Everybody, step aside!

- James King.

- Yeah?

You're under arrest for 43 counts

of fraud and 30 counts of embezzlement.

- That's impossible.

- That's what they all say. Get him out of here!

I know. This is some kind of joke.

Because if this isn't,

this is the worst nightmare imaginable.

Yeah! Ha-ha-ha. Finally.

- Are you getting this?

- Sh*t, yeah! Get out of the way!

- I swear I don't know what any of this is about!

- Mm-hm.

Don't worry, son! I'll take care of it.

Let's go.

- Gayle, call my lawyer.

- My party!

Looks like you could use

a friend right now.

What the f***?

The charges are securities fraud

and embezzlement.

- These transaction records prove you're guilty.

- I've never seen these. These are fakes!

If you go to court,

they're gonna kick your ass. Take the plea.

- Dad!

- Take the plea.

You'll be out in a year

and in the best shape of your life.

No. I have faith that the justice system

will exonerate me.

And that the jury will put aside

their bias and see the truth:

That I didn't steal money from people.

And that I am no Bernie Madoff.

A verdict is expected today

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