Get a Job Page #5

Synopsis: Life after college graduation is not exactly going as planned for Will and Jillian who find themselves lost in a sea of increasingly strange jobs. But with help from their family, friends and coworkers they soon discover that the most important (and hilarious) adventures are the ones that we don't see coming.
 
IMDB:
5.3
Metacritic:
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Year:
2016
83 min
868 Views


I'm sorry for that,

Hire William Davis

and your customers will be highlighted

and this is what you want, right?

My girlfriend and I are

having a fight, Mind if I ,,,

What could be more important?

Thank you sir,

That's what I said,

And I sent,

So where were we?

I was showing you the door,

Mr, Davis, It's there,

Right, Thank you,

Look, sir, I mean, I do not think,

do not know

if this is appropriate to the subject

you're looking for,

but I think this

demonstrates my skills

to recognize what is unique

on an individual and as

use it to market,

What is your business philosophy?

It's all

consumer satisfaction,

We are basically a factory

Burlington coats, Hookers,

I sluts custom,

Did you understand what I said,

For $ 5,99 you can book a whore,

Hey, be careful with that, man,

I really do not like those guys,

- Do not trust them,

- Watch your digital,

Really dude? It's a hell of a TV,

What's up man?

- Thank you, Thank you bro,

- Use an HDMI cable, Do not use,,,

Take care of my TV, bro,

- Hello, this is Will,

- Will, Tanya, the Wilheimer,

- Are you calling for my interview?

- Of course,

- Mr, Wilheimer charging fees?

- You're in, player!

- What?

- You are in,

starting salary of $ 26,000, benefits

partial health after 90 days,

Calm, saying that I have a job?

- That's what I'm saying,

- Oh, you, wait, wait!

Wait, wait!

Stop it!

Hello? I have good news,

Tell Will he have the job

so pass the drug test,

drug test?

In multiple choice?

- Will,

- How are you, father?

- What's it?

- I got a job,

That's great!

I know, It is a place called Wilheimer,

They enter the labor,

I know, I heard good things,

I just need one thing,

and I am ready to go,

You have smoked marijuana?

I am an occasional user,

I never smoke and drive,

You want me to pee in that bottle

to pass a drug test?

Damn it!

Father, I have no one to ask,

I'm hanging by a thread with Jillian,

plus they can detect gender,

Ethan is sick, Luke is not pure

and Charlie is radioactive,

What should I do?

Get new friends,

I have a job

A real job in a real company,

the type of job that comes

asking me to have for years,

and if I do not get a

immaculate urine mug,

is the return to the dole,

It's what you want?

No, it's not what I want,

Know this,

Just do not feel good about doing it,

- Air-conditioning, so ,,,

- No,

It was about 40 degrees that warehouse,

you did what you needed

to get out of that ground,

That's what I'm doing,

That's what I'm doing,

I'm doing what I said,

- What happened to you?

- A strain,

Pounding that p*ssy,

Sending see it, is not it?

No, I was at the gym,

Sending see the weights,

Okay, ready to make it rain?

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