Get a Job Page #3

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why not try one

corporate job?

Corporate?

Yes, I do collaborations,

Listen, baby,

when you're starting,

It must be flexible,

You know what we do, Hamilton?

Stock transactions,

Wrong, We make money,

This is Hamilton,

It will be our scribe,

I had to resign

that other imbecile because,

good, I could not

look at his face,

Spend all your requests for him,

Wait, I have to meet requests?

- More than you think,

- That's right,

Cross the street,

Bring me three expressed,

Three tablespoons of sugar in each,

Not that Splenda, the true,

Go to Fatburger, bring double 12XL's

with extra cheese,

twelve chips with cheese,

nine milkshakes,

Go to 7-11, bring me 25 tickets

Lottery Black Cherry,

Fifteen Top Grand Prix,

You the scrapes,

From bottom to top, odd first,

Go! Go! Go!

And I better win!

What are you doing?

I need a sexy video of you,

I think not,

I have an appointment

to donate sperm,

What?

Your best idea to pay the rent

It is masturbating in a bowl?

I am a talented masturbator,

I will not know what's

there with you,

At school, you always had

a million things to do,

his energy was contagious,

It was what I loved you,

And now,

it seems that you are just

It is taken,

doing things in the meantime,

- Not you,,,

- I found a job counselor,

Oh really? A counselor?

And it excited me ,,,

about, you know, come up with a strategy

and she said to keep me flexible,

and so we decided to focus on

corporate work video,

I sent resume, interviews

should start next week,

Come here,

You remember the Ultimate Frisbee?

Not the District, the Regional?

My pass 45m pro Sullivan?

It was a cross ,,,

I do not know what we're talking about,

What I say is not to worry,

I'm at my best

when the going gets tough,

This is not school, Will,

Please, I need to be strengthened,

Thirty years a company,

An employee sees it,

and they see a dinosaur,

Well, I can not say

I do not agree with you,

- Fernando,

- Fernando,

- Is Fernando?

- Fernando,

You should do what you can

to pretend to be younger,

Starting with the beard,

A query image is

included in the Platinum package,

We will give you a position,

a place to go every morning,

we will make a resume video

that will put you ahead of the rest,

But all this

It is only a preparation

for the main event,

Wilheimer has a placement rate

85%, Mr, Davis,

How do you think we do this number?

- Well, I ,,,

- It's a rhetorical question,

While all are out there

wasting time

satisfying the average level

in Human Resources,

Wilheimer put you

in front of the person you

pull the trigger and hire you,

The decision-maker,

The decision-maker,

That's it,

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