George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing Page #5
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- 2005
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around, sitting around
trying to think up ways
to kill each other!
Here's one we came up with!
It's efficient, too!
Genocide! You know?
Killing large numbers of people simply 'cause
they don't look like you, they don't talk like you
and they don't have the
same kind of hats you do!
Did you ever notice that anytime you
see two groups of people who really
hate each other, chances are good they're
wearing different kinds of hats!
Keep an eye on that!
It might be important!
But anytime there's genocide
there are always mass graves!
Every time we kill some dictator
and go marching through his country...
...we always finds mass graves!
Thousands and thousands
of dead bodies of people
the dictator killed!
And everybody over here gets horrified!
"Oh, mass graves! Mass graves! Oh!"
Oh, sh*t! What's a guy
supposed to do with a
couple of thousand
people he just killed?
Dig separate holes?
F*** that sh*t!
It's labor intensive!
Get real!
The whole idea of killing
people at one time, in one
place, is convenience!
Efficiency! Throw 'em in
the f***ing hole!
Look at it this way!
little dirt on them!
Give the guy some credit!
Dictator's a busy man!
Got a lot in his mind!
who's planning to kill him!
So he can pick them up, put them in prison,
and torture them!
Here's another of
our interesting
heart-warming behaviours
we came up with...
...somewhere along the way!
Torturing each other!
You wanna hear a really cool torture
that the romans invented?
They also used it as a form
of capital punishment!
It's really creative!
They would take the guy in question,
stuff him in a burlap sack,
seal the sack up real tight and
throw him in the river, but...!
...and here's the creative part!
Inside the sack, with the guy...!
...they would put a dog, a monkey
and a snake! OK?
A dog, a monkey and a snake!
That's f***ing creative!
burlap sack in the water,
in the dark, sitting next
to a drowning monkey...!
...think he'd be moving around
a little bit?
The dog, he'll be going apeshit!
We know that!
And the snake? Well, he'd
probably be getting curious
about what all the activity
was inside the sack!
He might do anything!
Whatever he did, it would probably
involve venom ant its teeth!
You know what you'd be doing?
You'd be praying to God that the snake bit
the monkey and the dog ate the snake!
Then it would be just you and the dog!
Man and his best friend!
Drowning together! Maybe before you died
you could teach him a few tricks!
Roll over and play dead wouldn't be too
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