Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties Page #4

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In fact, I, uh...

I want us to be together, uh...

LIZ:

Odie!

Come here!

[laughing]:

Oh, yeah.

[gasping]:

Air... water... lasagna.

Garfield?

That's the hello I get?

with a farting dog?

Ooh, you know, they have

quarantine laws here.

Don't let Odie

out of your sight.

They might deport him.

Deport Odie?

Oh, I like this country already.

Oops!

[grunts]

Okay, I'm gonna need

a litter box,

a room service menu

and the TV remote,

and in that order.

Anyone needs me,

I'll be in my office.

Where are my clothes?

Cool.

My very own cat tub.

[water splashing]

[spitting]

Gol-lee!

[cawing]

[caws echo]

NIGEL [echoes]:

Got it.

Could have just come down

and told me that, couldn't he?

All right. Listen up! Listen up!

Farmyard news flash!

I've got some good news

and some bad news.

Which would you

like to hear first?

ANI MALS:

The bad news.

Lord Dargis just threw

Prince in the river.

[concerned exclamations]

Okay, give me the good news.

He was

in a lovely picnic basket.

[animals exclaiming]

If he throws us in the river,

we'll never survive.

-You're ducks; you can swim.

-Oh.

Winston, I'm next in line

for the throne.

Uh-oh. This could get ugly.

I have here a list of new rules

of governance.

WI NSTON:

Preston, I hardly think that's necessary...

Rule Number One:

The barnyard animals congregate

entirely too close

to the castle.

We house pets need our space.

Oh, you've got enough space,

laddie,

right between your ears.

-[animals laugh]

-You take that back!

I command you, as your new king.

Look, there's still a chance

Prince may find

his way back here.

In the meantime, Claudius,

you get into the castle

and find out

what Dargis is up to.

I'm on it.

I'm your mouse on the inside.

I'll see

what I can learn from my end.

[traffic passing]

[Liz laughing]

I want to do something

more cultural.

Okay, all right...

You're cold.

[barking]

Getting colder.

You're an icicle.

You're frozen stiff.

Let's remind ourselves

what we're looking for.

It's a hamburger.

-A squeaky hamburger.

-[squeaking]

We take a walk

through Hyde Park...

Excuse me? We "walk"?!

Then we stroll down

the incredibly cultural

Piccadilly.

[laughs]

"Stroll"?

And then, boom

Carnaby Street.

Aren't we about 40 years

too late for Carnaby Street?

[British accent]:

No, luv.

That's where

all the swingin' birds are.

Oh. Well, then we

are definitely

going to the British

Museum.

[gags]

Any cuter, I'm gonna need

a barf bag.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What are you doing?

-I'm security, pal.

-[Odie barks]

Just protecting you

from yourself.

Garfield, you have caused

enough trouble today.

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