Garden Party Page #6

Where do you think

The Finals came from?

He found the Ohio Players in Michigan.

Look, I've been doing this

since I was in 8th grade.

I've already signed a dozen bands

to major labels. You could be next.

I just said that out loud.

Sounds good. Got a nice ring to it.

Okay, you promise

you're gonna call me, daddy?

- Yeah. I promise.

- You got a boyish grin.

You're slick as a wolf.

I don't trust you.

Hit me with your number.

- I don't really have a number.

- What are you, f***in' Amish?

No, I just got into town.

I f***in' love it.

He's like a Poison video

waiting to happen, this guy.

I tell you what:
I'm gonna give you

my backup phone, okay?

I'm gonna call you on this.

When I call you,

I want you to answer. Take it.

Free minutes on the weekend, okay?

Don't worry.

I only use it when I can't get a signal.

I'm outta here.

You look beautiful.

- Hello.

- Yes, daddy! You're on the team.

That was a f***in' test, and guess

who just passed. You did, my man.

Does that girl play tambourine?

I got another business

card for you, sweetie.

No, no, leave those. We're counting.

He's gotta drive home to Orange County.

Bullshit. Take 'em away.

I wanna lose count.

Leave these.

I like these ones.

- Put some more in that one.

- Fill me up. Thank you very much.

Two of those.

Listen, I hate to do

it to you, sweetheart,

but I gotta see some ID.

That's fine.

I just want something to eat.

Excuse me.

I'll pay for whatever

it is that she wants.

How's it going, huh? How are you?

You remember me.

Come down here, just for a second.

Come down here for one second.

I want you to meet

a good friend of mine. This is Nathan.

- How's it going?

- Just come down for one second.

There we go.

That's my girl.

- Do you get high?

- Not in years.

Mind if I fire up?

- It won't affect your driving?

- No, not really.

I probably drive better stoned.

I'll take that as a yes.

- How'd you find that picture of me?

- Ever since I saw that picture...

...I've been obsessed with you.

I always look at it.

I guess you're my dream girl.

That picture was 10 years ago.

I'm a working stiff.

But I'm flattered.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Nope.

I live alone.

Are you okay?

Wow, that was quick.

Yeah.

You know,

my girlfriend would love this place.

How long you been here?

Two years.

But I'm just renting.

I already own a couple houses.

I don't want all my money

in L.A. Real Estate.

Smart.

Is this your fantasy?

Something like that, yeah.

If I acted out your fantasy,

would you do something for me?

Maybe. I guess.

Well, which is it?

What do you want me to do?

It depends.

What do you want me to do?

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