Garden Party

Hey. You need a ride?

I'm Davey Diamond.

You're sitting on my face.

Turn around.

That's me. See?

Good-looking guy, right?

You need an apartment?

I can help you with that.

I'll find you a gem.

That's my motto:

"I'll find you a gem."

You get it?

Diamond. Gem.

Give me a call.

You know you're gonna

need a friend in this town.

Let's get a move on.

I'll be in the truck.

I don't know if that's what you guys

were looking for, or whatever.

No, man. It was cool.

So, what's your story?

I'm just looking for a band, you know.

No. I mean, where you from?

Where you living?

We're from everywhere, you know.

We moved around a lot.

Oh, yeah.

I lived all over the Valley.

I'm new in town,

so I'm still looking for a place.

- Who are you staying with, man?

- I got some friends.

Okay. So we gotta chat.

But it was good.

We liked it.

So I'll just call you guys

in a couple of days, then.

Yeah, you know what?

Let me grab your cell phone.

I'm still working on getting a phone...

...so I'll probably have to call you.

You know what?

Here. Grab our old fliers.

Number. E-mail.

Call us tomorrow.

All right, cool.

Hey, you guys mind

if I have another slice?

Take the rest, man.

Grab a beer. It's cool.

Okay.

I need you to make

copies of these listings,

and bring them to The Standard.

- Got it.

- Then...

...make copies of these,

and bring them to the Simpsons.

- They are so ready to buy.

- Awesome.

Do that, and then call me.

Is it cool if, after I do all this,

I just go home?

Just call me, in case.

Yeah.

- You're up for this, aren't you?

- Oh, of course.

So many people would love your job.

You have a free car...

- I know.

...and a nice place to live.

But I need you 24/7.

Hey. How's it going?

He's a f*cking pig.

Yeah, my stepdad's always trying

to do that kind of shit.

- At least he didn't try to touch you.

- Yeah. That would be gross.

How long you gonna

stay there, anyway?

Where's your mom again?

- She's in Vegas.

- She still stripping?

I don't know. She says she's working

as a cocktail waitress.

- Why don't you just move to Vegas?

- She won't let me.

Lock your doors at night.

That's what I do.

I mean, I was, like, hoping that I could

get a job and save up some money.

What kind of job?

I don't know.

My cousin, she lives in Silver Lake.

And her roommate, or something,

is moving out in a couple weeks.

And the rent's like 450 a month.

I know a job where you can make a

quick 450 bucks for a couple hours' work.

Nice.

You need to feel like you want me.

Like you're hot for me.

Nice. You want some more wine?

No, I'm fine.

Am I... Am I doing something wrong?

You just need to relax a little bit.

Okay?

You need to look at

me like you want me.

Like you're hot for me.

You know what it's like

to be hot for someone, right?

Okay, you wanna f*ck me.

And I got a big dick.

Yeah.

You can see that, can't you?

Yeah. You know what?

Talk to me a little

bit about my big dick.

What do you...?

What do you want me to say?

Tell me how much you wanna suck it,

how you wanna lick it.

I wanna...

I wanna suck your big dick.

Are you watching?

Yeah. Hi, Anna.

Can you hold on a second?

Yeah, well, I had to

run from the other side

of the studio to pick the phone up.

Well, I'm painting.

I don't know.

I don't know.

A few hours, maybe.

Yeah.

I'll just pick up some sushi

on the way home.

- Forget it.

- Thanks, Sally.

Anytime.

Shit.

- What are you looking at?

- Nothing.

Do you know

how to get gum off a shoe?

Yeah. I can do that.

If you get it right away,

it usually comes right off. There we go.

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