Garden Party Page #4

Come here.

Wow. Wow, you're a knockout.

- Your picture doesn't do you justice.

- Thank you.

So you hungry?

- Sure.

- Come on.

Excellent.

- I hope you like Indian food.

- I do.

I like spicy food.

Thank you.

So here's to new

and exciting opportunities.

You looked a lot

different in your picture.

That picture was taken a year ago.

And you're 40?

You're starting to insult me now, Leni.

No, no, no. It's just that I'm still new

to the online dating...

...and I get confused.

Then let me tell you something:

There's nothing to be confused about.

Hey, you're a beautiful woman.

I'm a very successful guy.

And afterwards,

I'll take you back to my estate

and I'll show you around.

You confused still?

Have a drink.

- Come on.

- No, no. I wait for my car.

No, no. We'll come back for your car.

It'll be better that way.

- I wait for my car!

- Come on!

I wait for my car.

Oh, yeah? Okay, I get it.

I mean, you let a guy take you out

for an expensive meal, right?

And that's it?

I hope you enjoyed it.

Here. Come on.

Go get her car.

Piece of sh*t.

What is it? A f***in' Yugo?

So I'm not good enough for you?

Is that it?

You want somebody younger?

You want somebody better-looking?

Yes.

What are you looking at?

You know how much money

I spend in this place?

- Yeah. Not enough, though.

- Leni, huh?

Leni. I bet that's

not even your real name.

Go on back to the strip club, Leni!

Hello?

It's nice, huh?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

You know, my mom always promised

she was gonna put in a pool.

And then she never did it.

Come on. Playtime's over.

Let's get out.

All right.

I'll show you the house.

- Wow, pretty swank.

- Yeah.

The guy's dad is, like, a software dude.

Makes a lot of cash, I guess.

No, I'm cool.

You wanna call me?

I mean, I'll pick you up.

Don't worry about it.

I'll find a ride home.

- Hey, Sammy.

- Yeah?

Nothing.

They're all out here.

It's a cool house, huh?

There's the band.

Sammy, you made it.

Very cool.

- What's up, man? You want a beer?

- No, not right now.

I see you met Becky.

- These are the rest of our groupies.

- Shut up, Wayne.

All right, man.

You wanna go set up, or what?

Five-letter word for "enlightenment"?

You're asking the wrong guy, pal.

Not tonight, please.

I'll do it first thing in the morning.

I promise, yeah.

Oh, right now?

Yeah, I'm out pulling the signs

out of the yards of your competitors.

Yeah, okay. 8 a.m.

Absolutely. Bye.

Hey, I'll have a beer.

You know, whatever's cheapest.

Your phone is ringing.

Thanks.

Five-letter word for "enlightenment"?

I never was any good at that stuff.

"African nut-bearing tree"?

Four letters.

- Life is my f***ing puzzle.

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