Gambit Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2012
- 89 min
- $689,042
- 1,113 Views
in a circle in the garden.
I was, oh, six, seven years old.
It was my friend
Bobby Montaigne's birthday party.
He's a speech pathologist now.
And how well I remember it.
Made a deep impression, sir.
- Is there something I can help with?
- Yes, sir, there is. Thank you.
You see, I snuck an advance peek,
as I said, at the Horse and Hunt.
I was struck most particularly
by the piece on this PJ Puznowski,
Equestrienne,
not a mutant or a mythical creature.
One imagines a... well, the bosom
of a woman and the hindquarters of...
- Did you happen to see it, sir?
- Yes.
I was struck by one particular picture.
Haystacks, Dusk.
- Yes. Exactly, sir.
- A reproduction, of course.
Really? You think so, sir?
Based on what, if I may ask?
Based on the fact that it was hanging on
the wall of a bloody caravan in Texas.
There is that.
- Is that all?
- Yes, sir.
Thank you.
But shouldn't we check, do research?
- One of your memos, yes.
- The painting is so rarely reproduced,
I don't even know
if I've seen a reproduction.
And it's the very incongruity of it,
hanging, as you so discerningly...
Fine. Ring this woman up
and ask if she has an original Monet
on the wall in Shitbird, Texas.
- Did he bite, our little fishy?
- He's not hooked yet.
- But he's circling the bait.
- Not sure I follow you, old thing.
He's seen the painting
and he's considering being intrigued.
- Considering?
- Considering being, yes.
- Where's the girl?
- In a hotel in Dallas.
- Why is she in a hotel in Dallas?
- The passport office is there.
It turns out that the dear girl's
never been out of the country.
Now, ordinarily, a passport takes
eight weeks, but they can expedite.
Pay a couple of hundred pounds,
they'll hurry it along.
That's very nice of them.
Couple of hundred.
Right.
Your post, Mr Deane.
It is extraordinary, isn't it?
Well, it's very amusing if you should
turn out to have been right.
I am here to amuse, sir.
- Who?
- The cowgirl, sir. PJ Puznowski.
Her grandfather, and all this
confirmed in the US military records,
Bulldog Puznowski.
Yes, yes, I read the memo,
If the painting is real
and if she wants to sell it,
I certainly don't want to seem
overly eager. No, no, no, no.
Ring her up and tell her
if ever she finds herself in London,
a few minutes for a chat.
Let her invest
in the deal coming off.
- I see, sir. It's brilliant.
- Nonsense, Deane. It's elementary.
- Prat.
- Wanker.
- Unrestricted economy fare.
- That's what they call it, sir.
Of course, they use the word "economy"
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