Funny Money Page #2

-SaIe at Saks! I know.

It's kind of mascuIine,

but I think it's sexy.

Here you go.

Interesting.

Oh my God,

you're Madame Virginia.

Very nice.

These are exceIIent.

Is this you?

No!

WeII, I'm the artist, so,

artisticaIIy speaking, they're "me."

Why? Do you Iike them?

HoId on, right?

FoIks, keep moving.

Clear the doors.

21st. Street.

Next stop, 21st. Street.

I'm sorry.

Excuse me. I don't know.

Henry!

Henry!

Come to Paradise, Henry!

"Transformative moment",

your Iife wiII become cIear.

"Transformative moment".

"Transformative moment".

Your life will become clear.

"Transformative moment".

-"Transformative moment".

-"Transformative moment".

-"Transformative moment".

-"Transformative moment".

-Your life will become clear.

-"Transformative moment".

Clear. Clear.

CIear.

-Excuse me. Thank you.

-Here, why don't you sit down?

Thank you, Sir.

-Can you take this for me, thank you.

-Here you go.

Hey, watch it!

-I'm sorry.

-What's the matter with you?

-I didn't mean it.

-I'm sorry. Sorry.

-AIright. Are you aIright?

-Yes.

-Good.

-Have a nice day.

-Keep the change. Thank you.

-Thanks for the tip, Iady.

HeIIo?

Yes, Mr. Wong.

Of course, we're stiII on. Yeah.

Okay. Thank you.

You know, just don't come before

Yeah, I'm going to Ieave

the front door open for the guests...

but I'd Iike you to come in

through the back door, okay?

Yeah.

No, I'm Iooking forward to it.

Yes, I know your food

is deIicious.

Through here.

And the second one

right to the back of the TV. Right.

AIright, come on.

Push the furniture back.

First, Iet's get the other one.

-How you doing, Henry?

-The usuaI, Tony.

-One Bud Lite coming up.

-Wait a minute. Make it a Tuborg.

Creature of habit my ass.

Tuborg?

-Tuborg it is.

-I never Iock my briefcase.

Honey, where have you been?

You were supposed to be home

over an hour ago.

I mean, Vic and Gina

wiII be here any minute.

For your birthday dinner!

I mean, at Ieast

you couId have caIIed.

What, did you miss the train?

Say something!

YeIIow pages.

YeIIow pages? Why do you want

the YeIIow Pages?

-Were you in an accident?

-Let's see, traveI agents.

No. They'd be cIosed by now.

-The airIines!

-The airIines?

What do you want the airIines for?

When you know Vic and Gina are coming?

HeIIo? DeIta?

I knew it.

-I'd Iike to get two tickets pIease.

-Tickets?

-For tonight.

-What?

Anywhere in Europe.

Anywhere that's a hub.

London, Paris, Baghdad...

Strike that.

CaIcutta?

-Don't we need shots for that?

-What's the matter with you?

-Are you on something?

-What's the departure time?

Hang on.

How Iong is it going to take to get

to Newark Airport from here?

-You've been drinking!

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