Funny About Love Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1990
- 101 min
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- You're talking to your mother.
- She likes confrontation.
- You're darn right.
- You want us to do it right here?
- Why not?
- I'll move the bagels and the lox.
- Missionary or the usual?
- The usual. They get a better view.
If it's like our usual,
I don't want to see it!
- How about this, Ma? A grandkid!
- Put your pants back on!
Wait a second! We can't try
any harder to have a baby, OK?
Our staff will show you how to do this.
You give Meg these shots every day
to boost her production of eggs.
- I'm surprised at how calm I am.
- Honey, you can do it.
Come on, it's a snap.
- Here we go.
- OK.
No problem.
Nice and clean.
Almost done, almost done.
Done! I'm sorry, honey.
- Did it hurt?
- No, I liked it. Do it again.
- One more time.
- Yeah. No, no!
This is as far as you go, Mr Bergman.
- See you in a little while.
- Good luck.
Sure. Don't you worry about me.
I'll be swell.
Go on, have a good time.
Don't give me another thought.
There's your cup, Mr Bergman.
Turn on the red light when you're
done, and please wash your hands.
Oh, I'm sorry!
I thought this room was empty.
- Is that the July issue?
- Get out of here.
Honey, help me.
Meg, help me, please.
I got an egg.
How does it look?
It's good.
You must have been a beautiful baby
You must have been a wonderful child
When you were only startin'
To go to kindergarten
I bet you drove the little boys wild
And when it came
to winning blue ribbons
You must have shown
the other kids how
I can see the judges' eyes
As they handed you the prize
I bet you made the cutest bow
Oh! You must have been
a beautiful baby
'Cause, baby, look at you now
I made you a batch of cappuccino.
- Batch?
- Yep.
Wow, thanks.
Yow! This is it! This is the best
cappuccino you've ever made.
- On a scale from one to ten?
- Really?
- Serious.
What's the matter with your eye?
- Nothing.
- Why is your eye twitching?
- I have a lash caught in my eye.
- No.
I can't believe you're lying to me.
Jesus! I can't even make
a stupid cup of cappuccino.
- I can't make anything.
- You make stuff all the time.
What's going on? What's happening?
I got my period, Duff.
I'm sorry, honey. I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry.
- I can't make a baby.
You've got to stop beating yourself up
like this. It's no good.
- Let's just forget about kids.
- I can't.
I've always had a thing about kids.
I can't imagine not having them.
Well, let's just postpone it,
get our minds off this thing.
Let's think about our careers.
Easy for you to say. You have a career.
Didn't The Village Voice
just put you in the comic pantheon?
What am I in? I'm in the kitchen
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