Funky Monkey Page #3

Sister Catherine has been on my case

about some of my starting players.

She says if they don't

improve their grades....

Well, then they're not gonna

be able to play.

What can I do?

You can tutor them.

You can tutor them after school.

You know, I mean,

you can do it right here on the field.

You want me to come

to football practice?

Yeah, that'd be great.

Who knows, maybe you can

make some friends.

I have friends.

That aren't on the faculty.

Hey, Christina....

All right. I'll do it.

But I get to join the team.

You're serious, right?

All right. Now, listen to me.

Just-- Football plus little guy...

...you know, that equals pain.

So my advice, you just stick with

the books, you just--

You don't need--

Stay away from football.

I'll tell you what.

I'll tutor them, and I won't play.

But I get to show up at practice

in a uniform.

You want a uniform?

A uniform, sure, that's easy.

If it makes you happy, you can--

You get two uniforms.

Great!

Okay, so tomorrow? We got a deal?

And don't tell anybody.

Now, take off. Catch up.

No, we're not there yet.

But, hey, we'll be there pretty soon.

What are you doing?

Sorry!

Fine. Sure. Do whatever you want.

Please, just eat your snacks.

Don't shake it. It will explode.

The contents are under pressure.

That's really very nice, Clemens.

You got it all over my brand-new pants

and your new shirt.

Looks like I peed my pants.

Thank you. That's very nice.

Safari Mountain. It was gonna

be a surprise, Clemens.

I was gonna take you to a place

with lots of chimpanzees.

My old buddy Harland works here.

He's gonna help us out.

But you gotta promise me

to be on your best behavior, okay?

/I estimate about 5 or 6 years old.

Think l' m gonna check

the little fella's reflexes.

What--?

-Strong little guy, huh?

-Sorry.

Right on.

Harland, I appreciate

you letting me hide him here.

No worries, man.

As soon as I figure out what to do next

I'll come back and get him.

Okay. You got it, man.

All right.

All right, Clemens. This here's Harland.

We went to school together.

He'll take care of you...

...till I figure out what to do, and then

I'll come back and get you.

You don't gotta worry

about a thing.

There's plenty of female chimps

and the best bananas.

So it's all good, man.

All right, you be a good little monkey...

...and don't eat too many bananas.

All right, guys.

Get this fella into quarantine,

make sure he doesn't have bugs...

...before you put him

with the other chimps.

-Ten-four, Harland.

-Got it.

Okay, hold on, Clemens, just calm down.

No one's gonna hurt you. Chill out.

Chill out. Guys?

Nice and easy.

Okay, Clemens, I can see

you've got some anger issues.

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