Funky Monkey
- PG
- Year:
- 2004
- 94 min
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Freeze!
Take your mask off and turn around.
I said, turn around.
Did you hear me?
Three, two, one.
It's about time you got here.
Let's roll.
Good.
Clemens. Come on down.
Hold my feet steady.
I'm going to deactivate the laser beam.
Red or green?
What are you doing? What are you doing
to my legs, Clemens?
Keep--
Keep still!
Are you crazy?
This is no time for a snack.
Put the banana down
and get back to work.
No!
/Intruder alert.
/Intruder alert.
/Intruder alert.
I hope you' re enjoying this.
All right, boys. You wanna dance?
Is that what you wanna do, wanna
dance? Come on, hook my arms!
Go ahead!
Are you dizzy?
Good. I hope you puke.
/Training sequence is complete.
/Training sequence is complete.
Nice work. Good job.
Let's just check
Hey, guys. Give him some room.
Let him catch his breath.
Hey, hey. What's that?
I'm giving him special medicine.
-What special medicine?
-Just following orders, man.
-Whose orders?
-Mine.
Congratulations, McCall.
You've trained
the chimpanzee beautifully.
Well done.
All right, now. Come with me.
Right this way.
A toast...
...to Project Clemens.
A total success.
I wouldn't celebrate just yet, Flick.
He's not ready.
What do you mean, not ready? I just
witnessed him. He's a fighting machine.
Sure, he has the physical skills...
...but he's too playful, undisciplined.
You saw how he was with the banana.
jeopardizing the entire mission.
I have my methods of dealing
with his self-control.
How? With injections?
Get in there. Go on.
Hey! Don't use that on him.
You're hurting him.
Mr. McCall, perhaps I should remind you
Your job was to train him,
which you have.
Therefore, I believe that your work
is no longer required here at Z.I.T.
Understand?
Don't spend it all in one place.
I'm not leaving till you tell me
what Zit's doing with Clemens.
It is not "Zit. "
It is Z.I.T.
Zoology lnternational Technology.
You got it?
What's gonna happen to Clemens, Flick?
Save the righteous crap, McCall.
Your reputation precedes you.
You are a paycheck guy.
You come, you do your job, you're
out the door. It is why I hired you.
Here's your paycheck.
Right over there is the door.
Take it.
Hiya, Clemens.
Come here for a second.
a moment alone?
Thanks.
Hey, pal.
Well...
...I guess it's time for me
to be moving on.
So I guess this is goodbye.
Don't go getting all mushy on me.
You gotta be strong, like I taught you.
Hey, listen, I got you something.
For when you get lonely.
There you go, buddy.
Well, well, it's a touching
Hallmark moment between the monkey...
...and the organ grinder.
Somebody get me a Kleenex.
Here come the waterworks.
-What is it, Drummond?
...to watch you, wants to make sure
you don't take anything.
What is that? Is that contraband?
-Peters, you grab that right now.
-Got it.
-It's a stupid toy. Let him have it.
-Hand over the monkey.
Good monkey. Come on.
-Give it back to him.
-Where's the monkey?
Who's got the monkey?
Stop it.
Haven't we become
the protective mother hen.
Tell me, were you this attached
to recruits you trained at the ClA?
My recruits weren't trained
to be experiments.
Think it's bad here?
Wait till we get him to the lab.
-What lab?
-Science lab.
Mr. Flick will be sending
all these wonder--
-Shut up.
-Right.
Visiting hours are over, McCall.
Why don't you
make like a banana and split.
Yes, Dr. Spleen, the training phase
is complete.
The chimpanzee will arrive
at your laboratory tonight.
Of course you have my permission
to do anything it takes.
Operate, if you must.
Oh, yes, get the chimpanzee
on aggression steroids ASAP.
The board expects to see it in full
operation by the end of the month.
Once they see the prototype
in action...
...we'll be able to work
on the rest of the animals.
Thank you, Dr. Spleen. Goodbye.
Okay, hey. Going on a little trip.
Little trippy. Into the--
Right there. Loop on the head. Come on.
Hold still. Hold still.
Hold-- Drummond!
The monkey won't hold still. It won't
come to the snaggle-y, ropy thing.
-Oh, he won't, huh?
-No.
Well, you gotta give him a jolt with this.
-That'll straighten him out.
-Yeah. Nice.
-Hey. What's that sound?
-What sound?
-Right there. Can you hear it?
-No, I don't hear anything.
No, but it's like a...kind of.
Like a hum.
What is it? I didn't authorize any noises.
I don't know, it's like somebody
cutting the lawn.
Like a leafblower. Or a motor to a--
Headlight. Headlight!
Clemens, I'm busting you out.
-Mind if I borrow your passkey?
-Hey! Hey! Don't let him--
-What are you doing?
-Thanks.
Are you okay? I think I hurt my--
Peters, do something!
Don't just sit there!
Attention, all units. McCall is back
and he's stolen the chimp.
I repeat, we have a chimp on the loose.
Move!
On your left!
Move!
What is going on here?
I want someone to tell me
what is going on!
Clemens!
-Flick's computer!
-What do you think you're doing?
Now, grab it!
Drummond, Peters,
they got my computer!
Coming through!
McCall!
Wait right there, buddy!
Hang on to your mangoes, Clemens.
Clemens has left the building.
I need that chimp, Drummond.
You and Peters have to find it.
And my computer too.
There's enough information
on that laptop...
...it will bring
I wouldn't worry, sir. I happen to know
that McCall is computer-illiterate.
Yeah. I happen to know
the monkey is too.
If you two do not find
that monkey immediately...
...you will be lucky to find jobs
as security guards at a mini-mall.
You can't do that.
They said something about
a college education.
I grew up on the prairie, and--
Peters. Please!
-What did I tell you about talking?
-Right. I remember now.
My back's killing me.
Those beds suck.
Hey. I'll get us some snacks
for the road, all right?
You go wait on the motorcycle.
Safari Mountain.
Harland. I can't wait to see you.
I hope you like Ho Hos and Twinkies.
What's up?
You're right. We need
a new mode of transportation.
Michael?
Michael. Let's go, I don't wanna be late.
That's okay, Mom.
I'm taking my bike today.
-I'm going to the zoo after school.
-Great. You going with some friends?
No, for my biology report
Speaking of hairy things, if anyone
should call to see the guest apartment...
...tell them no pets.
-I forgot to put that in the ad.
-Got it. Bye, Mom.
I love you.
I love you too. You have fun.
See you later.
-Morning, Mr. Johnson.
-Morning, Michael.
Hey. Check it out.
Dweeb, 12 o'clock.
That's a nice bike you got there, Dean.
What's the matter, Dean?
Get out of here, Nathan!
-Don't! No! Move it! Come on, guys!
-Come on, String Dean!
Oh, man!
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