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I don't know about you,

but I'm ready to cut loose!

Can you walk any faster?

No, I can't. We need a car.

I should call the police again.

Or the hospital.

Or maybe the pound.

This is bad, April.

This is really, really bad.

Come on. What's the worst

that could happen to him?

Okay. How about this?

We split up.

Cover more houses.

Let me guess.

So you can go to the party.

- It's at a house.

- Come on!

Well played, Galaxy Scout.

Hey, there, little man.

Whoa, that arm looks real bad.

Who was it? Green Goblin

or that lunatic, Dr. Octopus?

Venom? You must

have been freaking out.

What's happening? Yeah, of course.

You need to feed.

It's very full already, but still...

Do you chew, bro?

That's disgusting to say.

Expecting?

Utility knife.

I don't know why we have so

many knives and safety pins.

You backed up in any way or...

Here we go.

Just mainline it, right?

I mean, don't really mainline it

because that would be intense. Hey.

You're that little kid

from the arcade, right?

Man, you are

an absolute beast at Mario Kart.

Wow, a living legend in my presence.

I am Fuzzy,

and you are Spidey. Of course.

Well, nice to meet you, Spidey.

Slushee's on the house.

Cool. Anyways...

Nice to meet you and everything

and stay in touch, man. Just don't...

if you see me in the arcade,

say, "What's up?"

and I'll spot you some quarters,

'cause you got mad skills.

That went weird.

What's up, fellows?

Making an omelet?

Yeah, with a side of T. P.

- Who you hitting?

- Whoever has got it coming.

Tonight's all about revenge.

First on our list is Stacy Lautner's house.

She said she'd be

my lab partner this year,

but first day of class,

she was sitting with David G.

Man, I feel your pain, brother.

Stay strong.

All right, man. Wish us luck.

Hey, we're sensitive guys, right?

Vengeance.

Yeah. Vengeance.

Vengeance.

Okay. All right.

What's up, Spidey?

You just chilling out here by yourself?

Okay.

Well, no man should ride alone tonight.

You don't have any friends or anything?

Look who's talking.

I tell you what.

I need a man for a mission.

One man for one mission

to avenge one broken heart.

Will it be dangerous?

Yes. Very much so.

In fact, I'm quite scared about it.

Will we make it back alive?

I don't know, to be honest.

I do not know.

But I can promise you this.

He who follows me

unto the breach, my dear friends,

will be rewarded

with unlimited free Funyuns

for the rest of his life.

So, look.

I just feel like

we could help each other out tonight.

So what do you say, Spidey? Are you in?

Take your time.

Yep. Bam. Awesome.

Great news.

All right, so...

Just get in my car

and we'll roll, man, like homeys.

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