Full Court Miracle Page #5

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I'll Let You Cook

Your Own Breakfast.

Deal.

Yummy.

He's Not Coming.

Since He's A Ghost,

Maybe He's Already Here,

And We Just Can't See Him.

[Humming X-Files Theme]

[Blows Whistle]

Hey, Lamont,

You Made It.

Yeah, Judah.

Judah?

It's What We Jewish People

Call Our Great Athletes.

You Know, In Case

We Ever Have One.

Why You Guys Smiling?

Never Seen Guys Smile

Before They Ran 17-55s.

What Are 17-55s?

It's A Set Of 17 Wind Sprints

From Sideline To Sideline.

Unless Everyone Finishes

In 55 Seconds,

You Run Another Set.

[Blows Whistle]

For This, We're Paying?

[Blows Whistle]

Faster. Faster.

[Blows Whistle]

A Minute And 30?

Come On, Guys,

Run It Again.

[Blows Whistle]

What Kind Of Practice

Is This? Practice To

Have A Heart Attack?

Pick It Up.

Pick It Up.

Pick It Up.

[Blows Whistle]

[Blows Whistle]

[Blows Whistle]

[Blows Whistle]

All:
Ball!

That Was Terrible.

17-55S!

All Right.

That's All

For Today, Guys.

What Did We Ever Do

To Make You Hate Us?

I'm Not Here

To Like You.

I'm Here To Make

A Bad Into A Better One.

The Quickest Way I

Know How To Do That

Is Through Conditioning.

Schlots.

Next Time, You Pay Me

Before Practice.

See You Tomorrow.

This Is Ridiculous.

I'll Show You Guys Once

And For All This Guy

Isn't Judah Maccabee.

Judah Had 4 Brothers

And A Dad Named

Matthias, Right?

My Bad Boys Ready

To Rumble?

Yeah, In A Sec.

First, Though, We Have

A Couple Of Questions,

Like, What's Your

Dad's Name?

Mr. Carr To You.

What's This About?

Well, If You're Gonna

Be Our Coach,

Don't We Have The Right

To Know Something

About You?

Ok. They Called

Him Skip.

Ha Ha!

But His Real Name

Was Matthew.

Close Enough.

How Many Brothers

Do You Have?

3. There Was

A Fourth.

Policeman, D.C., But He

Was Killed 10 Years Ago.

Ok, Then.

You Know, I'm Sorry

About Your Brother, Man.

Here's An Extra 10

If I Never Have

To Hear 17-55 Again.

Thanks For Reminding Me.

Yo! 17-55!

Come On. Do It.

No, No.

From End To End.

Hey, Schlots,

Who's Chasing You?

We're Over Here.

Good One, Tyler.

See You In The Tourney.

First Round, Anyway.

[Blows Whistle]

Schlots, Did I

Tell You To Stop?

Let's Get Out Of Here.

Come On.

[Blows Whistle]

[Honks Horn]

We Can't Afford

To Keep Paying Him.

My Parents Are Starting

To Ask Me Questions.

Mine Think I'm Spending

It On Junk Food.

If Only It Were True.

Yeah, And What Good

Is It Doing Us?

Come On. At Least

Ben Can Make It Up

And Down The Court.

Great.

Now He's Lousy

At Both Ends.

Why Can't We Just Ask

Our Parents For The Money?

No Way. My Mom Can't

Find Out About This.

Got It?

Then You Come Up

With The Cash.

Got It?

Dr. J, Sorry, Man.

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