Full Court Miracle
- TV-G
- Year:
- 2003
- 90 min
- 291 Views
Alex, Get Serious.
Alan Iverson And 20 Points
Could Not Help Your Team.
You Know, Julie, I Think
At That Last Game.
Yeah, Too Bad
You're The Only In History That Should
Be Sued For Malpractice.
So We've Had
A Bad Streak.
19 Games, To Be Exact.
Well, Today
We'll Turn It Around.
Against The Warriors?
Yeah. Right.
They're Undefeated.
Tyler Will Be Scraping
You Off The Bottom
Of His Sneakers.
So, Hey, Julie, Are We Gonna
Are You Kidding?
I'm Gonna
Kick Your Butt.
Hasta Luego.
So Long.
Boy:
Yo, Joker! T.J.!Second Boy:
Stick, What's Up, Man?
Alex:
Hey!What's Up, Guys?
Third Boy:
What's Up, Ben?
Hey, Joker's Got
The Answer To Our
Basketball Problems.
Yeah?
Yeah.
My Dad's Doing
Some Research
On Cloning.
If We Get Him To Clone You,
You Could Pass For Yourself.
You Know What?
That's Hilarious.
[Bell Rings]
Boy:
2 Alexes?That's Not Hilarious.
That's Frightening.
Of Course, You Might
Need Those 2 Bodies
Mr. Schlotsky.
[Bell Rings]
Oh! Oh!
Just Give It To Me.
Whoa!
When We Celebrate Hanukkah,
We Are Really Celebrating
The Story Of Judah
And The Maccabees,
A Story That Began
Over 2,000 Years Ago
During One Of The Earth's
Darkest Hours.
The Cruel King Antiochus
Had Conquered The World,
And Decreed That
Should Pay Tribute
To His Pagan Gods.
He Sent Merciless Armies
To Enforce His Decree
And To Slaughter
All Who Disobeyed.
Antiochus Succeeded
Everywhere Except In
One Corner Of The Empire...
In A Land Called Israel.
[Wind Blowing]
[Person Screams In Distance]
Teacher:
Though The PeopleStubbornly Resisted,
They Were No Match
For Antiochus' Army,
And In The Face Of Certain Doom,
The People Of Israel Desperately
Needed A Great Leader.
[Horn Blowing]
[People Cheering]
Crowd:
Victory, Victory, Big Score Now!
V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!
Victory!
Crowd:
V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!
Victory, Victory, Me Oh My!
V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!
[Cheering]
Give It Up Now, Schlots.
Maybe I'll Show You
Some Mercy.
In Your Dreams, Tyler.
[Cheering]
[Whistle Blows]
[Coach And Players Yelling]
[Crowd Cheering]
That's It, Tyler!
Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!
Yes! That's It!
All Right, Now,
Straighten Them Out!
[Players And Crowd
Cheering And Shouting
Man:
Ok, Let's Keep It Up!
Coach Simowitz.
Huh?
A Little--A Little Coaching,
Or Some Help, Maybe?
Oh, Of Course.
Absolutely. Of Course.
I Can Do That.
We Are The Lions
The Mighty, Mighty
Lions
Yes, Warriors! Whoo!
The Mighty, Mighty
Lions
Shoot! Shoot!
Shoot! Yes!
Score!
Must Be Getting Ugly.
Coach Larry Has Already
Launched Into His Victory Dance.
It Started Ugly.
It's Approaching
Hideous.
Come On, Schlots!
[Shouting Continues]
Pass The Ball!
Player:
I'm Open!
Pass It!
[Shouting Continues]
[Whistle Blows]
Hey, Ref!
Referee:
Got A TechnicalFoul, Number 5 Blue.
Player:
It's Not Worth It.Watch Your Temper, T.J.
Watch The Game, Ref!
He Was Charging.
Or Haven't You Read
The Rule Book Yet?
[Whistle Blows]
That's It.
You're Out Of Here.
T.J.:
Gee,Thanks For The Favor.
Player:
Don't Sweat It, Teej.
Hey, Schlots...
How Does It Feel
To Be On The Worst In The Entire History
Of Basketball?
Lay Off Him, Tyler.
It's Just A Game.
Sounds More Like
A Massacre.
But If You Think
This Is Bad,
Wait Till You See What
We're Gonna Do To You
In The Tourney. Yeah!
[Whistle Blows]
32, This Way.
[Crowd Cheering]
Player:
Come On!I'm Getting A New Hard
Drive For Hanukkah.
200 Gigs Of Memory.
That's Enough To
Download The Entire
Library Of Congress.
T.J.'S The One
Who's Got It Made.
Christmas And Hanukkah?
Half Jewish,
Half Christian
Equals Total
Holiday Score.
What About You, Stick?
You Guys, Man.
What?
Hanukkah Should Be
About The Maccabees
And The Miracle Of Light
That Followed Their
Victory.
I'll Take Presents
Over Some Old Fairy Tale.
The Miracle Of Light,
My Friend, Is No Fairy Tale.
Ok, One Day's Worth Of Oil
I Mean, Come On, Man,
These Things Just Don't Happen.
But That's Why
They Call It A Miracle.
What About You, Schlots?
What Are You Asking
For Hanukkah?
Besides The Word "Pass"
Being Removed From The
English Language.
Hey, I Would Pass
If The Definition Of
"Pass" On This Wasn't Turnover.
We Stink.
The Only Way
We Know How To Score
Is On The P.S.A.T.S.
In My Sleep.
1540, Ok?
Now Can We Please
Stop Talking About
The P.S.A.T.S?
Every Year,
We Get Humiliated
In The Liberty
Tournament.
Well, This Year,
The Tourney Is In
Our Home Gym.
And I Don't Want To
Stink. For Once,
I Want To Win.
[Laughter]
Alex:
Losing Is Bad Enough, Dad,
But The Other Guys
Don't Even Care.
Do You Know
We've Lost 20 Straight?
I'm Not Sure.
Can You Hum A Few Bars?
Ba-Dum-Pah!
That Joke Is So Old.
Hello, Doctor.
Not Old.
Well Seasoned.
What's Old Is Losing.
We Hold An All-Time League
Record For Games Lost.
I Know It's Tough,
But Hey, It's Not
The End Of The World.
Mom, The Liberty
Tournament
Is The Most Important
Even Of My Life.
It's Huge.
Really? As Huge As,
For Instance, Law? Medicine?
Education? Remember When
You Wanted To Be
A Superhero?
Or The Time You Tried
To Make Rocket Fuel
So You Could Blow Yourself
To The Moon?
What?
I Think What Your Mom's Saying
Is That As We Get Older,
Our Dreams Can Change.
Well...
Basketball Is My Dream.
That Results
In What, Dear? The Nba?
Maybe.
How Many Players
Are There In The Nba?
So With 125 Million
Adult Males In This Country,
That Means Your Odds
Of Making It Are About
One In 350,000.
[Pager Beeping]
Ugh. Gotta Run
To The Hospital.
Look, Alex...
I'm Not Trying
To Dump On Your Dreams.
I'm Just Trying To Help You
Keep Things In Perspective.
We'll Talk About That
Rocket Fuel Thing Later.
Hey...You All Right?
[Sighing]
Yeah, Sure.
I Mean, What Does Mom
Know About Basketball?
Yeah. Nice.
You Know, The Nba
Takes Players From
All Over The World,
So Actually, Your
Chances Are Much Worse.
Thanks. Now I'm Really
Cheered Up.
Alex, She Means Well,
Ok? But For Your Mother,
Being A Doctor Is The
Most Exciting Thing
With Her Life.
As Exciting As Hitting
A 3-Pointer Right
At The Buzzer?
Ok, How About
A Little One-On-One?
For The Last Piece Of
Show Me Your Moves, Old Man.
Well Seasoned.
Whoa!
Oh!
[Alarm Sounding]
[Laughs]
I'd Like To See You Do That.
Rabbi Lewis...
He Bum Fakes...
Spins By Shaq...
Running Rabbi,
He Double Clutches,
Elevates
For The Jump-Up...
He Shoots...
Scores!
Wah! Ah!
From Downtown.
Hi, Alex...
Uh, Come In,
Come In, Come In.
Uh, Something
On Your Mind?
Besides The Yarmulke?
Heh.
Well...
You Said In Class That
When The People Of Israel
Were Up Against The Ropes,
Judah Maccabee
Led Them To Victory.
Oh, So You Were
Listening.
Our Team Needs
A Judah Maccabee.
Is That So?
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