Fukrey Returns Page #4

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Okay, I've got to go.

Hey, that's too much.

- Is this much enough?

- Yes, that's enough for the tigress.

Put some here.

I think even that is too much.

Here, keep the rest.

Yes, give me the mutton trotters.

Hey, Choocha.

If his mother scratches your back,

you will have marks as

big as the map of China.

You can't do whatever you like

just because the zoo is closed.

Dude.

Katty.

Man, I'm weak in the knees already.

And you wanted to go on a date.

Wait here. I'll set it up for you.

Dude, people usually go to

movies on first dates or the mall.

You've called me here.

Yes, because you have

a very special date

with Choocha the Great.

And the adventures

you will have with him...

You'll soon find out.

Okay, so where is Choocha the Great?

There.

That's him, his teeth are

like that of a rabbit.

Him?

Hey, don't judge him by his face.

He's really sweet and adorable.

And he'll keep you entertained

with his wonderful stories.

Come, I'll introduce you.

Katty, he is Choocha.

Choocha, she is Katty.

You guys talk, I'll go get

a burger and patty.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- How are you?

- Nice.

So do you like the zoo?

Yes.

I feel very connected with the animals.

How cute.

Cute.

He's cute, right?

This is nothing.

I was once hanging out

with a hippopotamus, and...

Oh, wow.

Your nails are so big and pretty.

- Aren't they? Thanks.

- Yes.

You know, I'm suffering from prickly heat.

Please scratch my back

with your big and pretty nails.

- What?

- I'll scratch your back too if you like.

Please.

Then I'll tell you a secret.

Please.

Please.

Ah. Yes, that's the spot.

A bit to the left...

A bit to the left...

Right there.

A little lower...

Okay, so what is your secret?

I was saying don't get

too attached to me...

I won't be around for long.

What do you mean?

Hunny and I are planning to

join a foreign university.

Yale University.

Will you scratch a bit

under my T-shirt?

Idiot. Moron.

Stupid, imbecile, fool.

What do you think of yourself?

First, you brought me to this zoo

on a date,

then you made me scratch your back.

Yale University, my foot.

I feel like giving you a tight slap.

"You, the man from Punjab,

don't try to peep at girls."

"Your mother scolded me the other day."

"You, the man from Punjab..."

"You, the man from Punjab..."

Don't whistle.

They say whistling attracts snakes.

Okay, I won't whistle.

Tell us your dream so I can go.

You only care about the dream.

I just got slapped.

Be happy she only slapped you

and didn't scratch you to death.

That's not fair, man.

When you do it you're a stud,

but if I do it I'm a fool.

Dude, you just don't have the swag.

Not everybody can charm girls.

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