Fukrey Returns Page #3

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and embrace Bholi again.

If only you'd been this

soft and sweet earlier, Bholi.

Then you wouldn't be

stuck cleaning toilets,

but representing my party in parliament.

Get down to my thighs now.

I need to relax those muscles.

Let me take care of that, Mr. Bhatia.

Just get me out of here.

Then you'll see

how I help you relax.

Are you planning to send me to

heaven already, Bholi?

Let terrorists worry about

going to heaven.

Let's us stay on earth.

Tell me then, how much will it be?

100 million in ten days.

I want new young girls every week.

And in return for this favor

I want a promise from you.

I want you to make me a promise

that I can call in whenever I please

and you will come to help me.

All right.

Superb. Pack your things.

You'll be released within

twenty-four hours.

Praise the Lord.

How's it going? You saw the photo?

Yes, but it's not clear,

I couldn't understand it.

Exactly. Choocha is like jazz music.

You can't understand it,

but you still love it.

- Okay, where do we meet?

- Hold on.

12 briefs, two blouses,

a pair of cargo pants...

Write it down. Four petticoats,

two vests...

Return the clothes on hangers.

Yes, pal.

It's Katty's call.

No way.

What is she saying?

She's asking me where to meet you.

Call her to the zoo.

The zoo?

Have you lost it, idiot?

I'm trying to set you up

and you want to take her to the zoo.

But, dude, it's my childhood dream

to take my girlfriend to the zoo

on our first date

and then go boating.

Dude, she'll run away.

Dude, if she can't

respect my emotions

let her run away.

Hello?

Listen, will you...

- Will you come to the zoo?

- The zoo?

Yes, you got a problem with that?

- No, I'll come.

- Okay then.

"We've washed each other's underwear."

"We've cried together when

girls broke our hearts."

"No matter what,

come rain or shine..."

"Nothing is above our friendship."

"You're my best friend, after all."

And then Uncle Nehru called

from the moon.

I said, "Yes? Choocha speaking."

So Uncle Nehru said,

"Mr. Choocha,"

the nation needs you.

The Chinese have attacked.

"Over and out."

The moment I put the phone down

my mom said that "Rajma Chawal" was ready.

But I told her,

"Mummy, first I'll save the nation,

then I'll eat Rajma Chawal".

Hey, you're not paying attention.

Here I am, telling you stories for free

and you're yawning.

Go back to your mother.

The story is over.

- Hey, Changu.

- Yes.

Doesn't the beef ban

apply to the tiger as well?

- If it doesn't, it will happen soon.

- I see.

Hello, Mummy.

I'll be done in half an hour.

Yes, listen.

I hope you haven't cooked dinner yet.

I'm bringing some mutton.

Yes, mutton trotters.

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