Friends with Kids Page #3
a 45-minute production
when we're having guests over? Jesus!
- I was reading an article...
- Maybe you could shut the door.
It's f***ing toxic in here.
I was airing it out!
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry!
- Oh, sweetie, no. Please.
- I got it, it's fine.
Hon, did we get Jase a gift?
Jase, we forgot.
We're gonna get it this weekend, sorry!
- Oh, sh*t, we're gonna get something.
- It's fine.
- That's Ben and Miss.
- Yeah, we haven't seen them.
Ben and Missy are here.
- You look good.
- Thanks, you, too.
- I mean, you're... Did you...
- I lost weight.
- It's f***ing sweet of you to even notice.
- You did. You look good.
- Really?
- Alex!
Could you get the f***ing door?
What are you, deaf?
Did the... Did the bell ring?
Are you f***ing kidding me today?
You want me to get it?
I'll get it, I'm doing everything else.
- Do you want me to put the sauce on?
- Hey, man.
- Hey! Oh...
Yep. All day.
I apologize for the 50 times
he rang the doorbell.
- Hey.
- Hey, how we doing?
- Hey, Troy.
- Hello.
- Hey. Hi, guys.
- Hi.
- Happy birthday.
- Thanks.
Happy birthday.
I'm sorry. I feel like an a**hole,
apparently I forgot to pick up your gift.
Which was already wrapped and paid for
and two blocks from his office...
- I'll get it to you tomorrow.
...still couldn't find the time to pick it up.
It's a tie. You can return it.
It's okay, but thanks.
Wait, so who was this guy again?
Oh, my God,
he was a set-up through my boss.
I got there, he was 61.
I'm sorry, excuse me.
Can I put him in with Katie? Do you mind?
Oh, yeah, the monitor's right there.
Go ahead.
He's fine.
- My God, he's fine. He'll be fine.
- I'll put him in there. He'll fall asleep.
He's hungry.
That's his hungry cry. Just go feed him.
Why don't you feed him?
I brought the bottle,
why don't you feed him for once?
Fine, I'll feed him!
It's not like it's that big a deal.
She acts like I raped her to have a kid.
So, Jase, how's work?
Oh, fine.
- We're doing the Bud Super Bowl spots.
- Excuse me.
- Pretty cool.
- That is cool.
And that's my cue.
My turn, clearly...
- You need help, sweetie?
- No, no, I'm all right.
How's Callie?
Oh, we... We broke up.
- No...
- Like, four months ago.
Oh...
- Can we get another?
- Thank you.
- Jesus Christ.
- That was unbelievable.
- Seriously, though...
- God!
We don't know those people.
Those people are mean, and angry, and...
Mean.
- When did that happen?
- I don't know.
I don't know, when they had kids?
- Come on, that doesn't make you mean.
- Maybe it does.
Can we get a couple more?
No, come on, it can't be that.
It can't be just that.
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