Free Samples Page #4

Cigarette?

So tell me councilor-

Oh no- I'm not- I dropped

out of law school.

I thought you were taking

the semester off,

slumming it with some

weirdoes in LA.

Well, you're certainly

not going to stay here

and live "Mike's Dream"

are you?

I don't know.

We'll see.

Anyway, I'm wondering why you

want me to go back

to my apartment?

I don't.

Then I won't.

Peter, why would I care?

Thanks for the smoke.

Uh-Uh- Stop it.

Hey, um, gee, you're right.

Fine, you're right.

Let's hear it.

And your grandfather are

all waiting at your house

to give you a substance

abuse intervention.

Isn't that sweet.

Yeah, it is actually.

It shows they care.

You're not there.

I guess you don't care.

You're my friends'

brother Peter.

I mean- I barely know you.

The few times we've talked,

you've been so drunk

I could barely understand you

or else you were mysteriously

snide and hostile.

So you don't care

if I go home or not.

Nancy's my friend.

It would make her very happy

if you checked into

a rehab facility.

And, I'm trapped in this stupid

truck until she gets back.

So, I want you to speed home

and do whatever it is that's

good for you.

Thanks again for the cigarette.

Crap.

Sorry Nancy.

Yes. Hello?

Hey.

Oh, watch out for that.

Sorry- I got it.

Hi.

Do you have any stamps?

No.

Are you sure?

Am I sure?

Yeah.

I'm sorry, what kind

of question is that? What?

You obviously think I work in

some kind of postal truck.

Do you think that I would

work in a postal truck

and not realize

that I sold stamps.

Sometimes a deli

will sell stamps.

Do you want mustard with

your ham sandwich?

What's wrong with you?

I got kidnapped this morning

and I'm being forced

to wear a t-shirt that

makes it pretty obvious

that I need to get

fake breasts,

before people start

calling me sir,

and I haven't had any coffee.

I think your shirt looks nice.

Paula? Paula?

No, I know that your name

is not Paula,

you can keep on walking.

Ugh!

# Well you got the brains

and I got the shakey shakey #

# You got the curves

but I've got the pow #

# And how's about we get

a little closer now #

# How's about we get

a little closer now #

# whoa, whoa

[ vocalizing ]

Hey!

Are you housetrained yet?

[Sigh]

I know, that was pretty bad.

Is Nancy mad?

You urinated on her couch.

I know!

She's not pleased.

I know what I did!

So, how's it going so far?

Well, I gave a Homeless woman

money to go get me coffee

and she never came back.

A little kid gave

me the finger.

And I had to make

a phone call today

and my cell phone is dead.

Do you have your

cell phone with you?

No, no. That got

cut off two months ago.

It was either a new amp

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