
Free Samples
[Say Hi's Shake
Her Shoulders" plays]
# My love
# But when you shake your
shoulders and squint your eyes #
# The band plays on in
spite of everything #
Can't put two
letters in one box.
I think you can do that,
if it fits if you can
get them all in.
Yeah.
Man I hate this song.
I hated the last 7 songs.
Yes, but did you
hear what I said?
Jillian, can I have some money
for the jukebox?
Play something good Wally!
What's that song that
goesit's starts out.
Uh, I don't know.
I'll find it.
Yes, you do that.
Okay, what's this one?
Oh, hey, uh, okay okay.
Watch it, watch it.
Let's sit back down.
Are you drunk?
A woman just left the bar that I
used to go to law school with.
Are you a Lawyer?
She dropped out, but um
are you a painter this week?
No, I'm not a painter
this week.
That's good then.
It's Paula, her name is Paula.
C'mon there's gotta.
You know, I don't think that
I've seen Paula
in like a, uh, 6 months.
Oh, Jesus, what day is today?
The 19th.
You, remind me to call
Danny tomorrow.
And he doesn't want me to
make a big deal about it,
but you know, he's going to get
all pissy if I forget.
Who's that, who's Danny?
Someone.
Danny.
Do you know
What?
What, what?
Oh I wish somebody would
ask me that.
I have a word or two
to say about that.
Okay, uh, Jillian, what is,
in a word or two?
Everything.
I'm not a complete flake,
you know.
If I said I'd be there, then
that's what I'm going to do.
Jilly, hunny,
I need you to wake up.
Nancy.
Who let you in?
What?
I live here.
You're at my place.
What time is it?
It's early, I'm sorry.
What- That's the hat
that Tex was wearing
when we met him last night.
Tex as in Texas?
Is he here right now?
Look, I need to ask
you a huge favor.
You wouldn't wear
any of my pajamas.
Are those gophers?
No they're
little bunny rabbits.
Nice, do you have
any pajamas for grown-ups?
That was funny last night
and it's still
funny this morning. But,
I really do need your help.
You'll be my hero.
No, okay, no, no, no.
No, Jillian. Jillian, we have
Great!
I cannot wear
this shirt all day.
Look, I know, but you have to.
I don't understand how you
fit your breasts into this.
I don't know.
I like my clothes tight.
It's like wearing a corset.
Here.
No. No way.
I don't have the sort
of head made for a visor.
Please. This is a deal breaker.
Just drop it.
Okay, fine.
But, we have
Oh, it's probably from Wally.
I made him sleep on the couch.
"Hey Nancy. I'm sorry but
I peed on your couch.
I'm leaving you
twenty dollars. Wally."
Ugh, We have to go.
[ beeping ]
You know, I don't understand
why he left you $20.
I don't know Is that for
you to get a new couch
or get the cushions cleaned?
Is that he didn't even
attempt to clean it up,
or at least try to mop it
up a little bit.
I would be mortified,
I don't think I'd ever
be able to look you
in the face again.
remember where his $20 went.
If I peed on your couch,
I would pay someone to come in
a steal all your furniture.
I'd rather burn down your
whole apartment building,
than tell you.
Hey Nancy, I peed on
your couch last night.
Get inside the truck!
Just kidding.
It's so fun. You're gonna
have a great time.
Yay! So fun!
Ok, anyone who wants
a sample can have one
but they can't have two.
Even if they offer
to pay for it.
I know. They're
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