Freddy Got Fingered Page #3
when people take the law into their hands.
- Like a Batman.
- Like a Guardian Angel. What's that called?
- Like a vigilante.
- Like a vigilante! He's like a vigilante...
...uh, cat.
It's a cat who's a vigilante.
A cat who is a vigilante.
I got that, Gord. Listen, your drawings are
pretty good, but it doesn't make sense, OK?
It's f***ing stupid. OK?
What you need here is elevation.
There has to be something that happens
that's funny. What the f***'s happening here?
- OK. That's a banana...
- I see the banana, Gord.
- With string.
- I see the string.
With a bag of eyes on the other end,
ba-ba-baboon eyes...
...with sauce...
...uh, dripping.
Dripping sauce and a baboon.
You see what I mean?
It doesn't make any sense, Gord.
It sucks! The drawings are pretty good,
but the characters are lame.
God. The characters are lame.
I'm a loser. I wish I was dead!
Gord, listen! Wait, wait, wait. Listen.
I'm trying to give you
a piece of advice. Will you stop?
You gotta figure these animals out.
You gotta get inside the animals. OK?
Figure them out.
Take that out. I can't understand.
- I gotta get inside the animals?
- Get inside the animals.
- You mean I shouldn't blow my brains out?
- No. No, you shouldn't blow your brains out.
Wanna play in the big leagues?
You gotta work on it 24 hours a day.
You gotta give it weeks and weeks
and months and months and years!
And then if it doesn't work out, Gord,
then blow your f***ing brains out.
But, sir, I can't work on this all day.
I got a job at the cheese sandwich factory.
The cheese sandwich factory? That's funny.
No, it's true. I gotta make cheese sandwiches.
- I got rent and...
- Gord, listen.
If you really wanna be an animator,
you should quit the shitty cheese job.
Think about it, all right?
Gord, you really wanna be an animator...
... get inside the animals.
"Get inside the animals."
You were a big boy, weren't ya?
Oh, stinky.
# I'd like to build the world a home
and furnish it with love
# Grow apple trees and honey bees
# And snow-white turtle doves
# I'd like to teach the world to sing
# In perfect harmony
# I'd like to hold it...
Holy sh*t!
I wasn't...
I wasn't expecting that to happen.
(# "We're a Happy Family"
by The Ramones)
# We're a happy family,
we're a happy family
# We're a happy family,
me, Mom and Daddy
# We're a happy family,
we're a happy family
# We're a happy family,
me, Mom and Daddy
# Sittin'here in Queens
eatin'refried beans
# We're in all the magazines
Gord, you're back! Whoa!
There we go.
Hello?
Now listen, Gordie's gonna be a little upset
about being back home, so just be nice.
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