Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred Page #6

- I have an idea.

- Okay.

Come on!

Wait here.

There you are!

- You're late.

- What are you talking about?

Put this on and get on the grill.

But I'm too young to have a job.

Yeah? Me, too!

Delmar, your trainee is finally here.

Hey.

How are you doing today?

Fries are done. Come on, let's go.

Merci beaucoup.

Fancy.

You certainly know

how to show a girl a good time.

Well, I looked at a website.

And the perks just keep coming. Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Cheers, madam.

My damn foot's stuck in the door.

What I like to put on my fries

is melted cheese.

One chef to another.

Yeah, you mean cheese fries?

Are you trying to steal my recipe?

Look, kid, I'm a professional, all right?

I don't need to steal your recipe.

You should keep an open mind, sir,

because you might

learn something from me.

I can make "anything" taste good.

Anything, huh?

Anything!

Yeah?

- What about my sock?

- Yeah.

What about that, man?

What about his sock, huh?

You are so on.

Just kidding.

- That's good.

- Refreshing.

I've become something of a water snob,

and that is really dynamite.

Good evening, can I take your order?

Yes, I'm gonna have the...

Oh, my gosh, have I met you before?

Do I know you?

I don't know, I'm here all the time,

just taking extra shifts.

You look just like a girl in my class.

You're probably

mistaking me for my daughter!

That's flattering. No, no, I'm

Danitra.

No, it's just that you look precisely...

I got lots of tables here...

Right, right, okay.

Hildegard?

I'm just gonna have the fish, grilled.

I'm not really much of an eater.

But you are a catch.

I will have the T-bone steak.

Extra, extra rare.

- So, like, super rare.

- Like

bloody.

And hold the garlic fries, please.

You don't like garlic?

Well, I'm on a date

with an attractive, young lady.

You.

I need a fish, grilled,

and a T-bone steak, extra rare.

In fact,

bloody.

- Did he order that?

- He did.

And he also said, "Hold the garlic fries."

- O-M-G, are you serious?

- Yup.

Your sock is dripping.

You've got to get back out there, Bertha.

- What do you want me to do?

- Eavesdrop!

I don't know! I mean,

you might find a clue to his master plan.

Hey, why are you so worried, huh?

- My mom's on a date with a vampire!

- A vampire?

That was scrumptious.

Want to hear the specials?

- Sure.

- My father was in the army...

We don't have any specials.

...so we moved around a lot.

- That must have been really difficult...

- I'll have a grilled ham and cheese...

- Not so loud.

Let me hear about you. It can't be easy...

I'll have the grilled ham and cheese.

It wasn't easy at all,

and sometimes I can't...

I'll have a grilled ham and...

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