Four Weddings and a Funeral Page #3

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- No, right. Of course.

Fair enough.

It's a good point.

Bye!

Have a lovely, lovely time!

Bye!

Where are you staying tonight,

Charles?

Scarlett and I are at some pub.

The Lucky Boat, something like that.

Aren't we all?

No. Slight change of plan.

The others are coming

back to my place.

Nansy's there. Might cook us eggs and

back over a late-night Scrabble.

Wondered if you'd like to join.

Yeah, great. Thanks very much.

Is there room for Scarlett?

Oh, absolutely.

Tommy, are you the richest man

in England?

No, no!

I believe we're about seventh.

The queen, obviously.

And that Branson bloke's

doing terribly well.

Well, excellent news.

I'll go tell Scarlett.

Yeah.

That's...

...unless you get lucky first.

Forget about it! Get out of it!

Get out. Go on!

Hi.

Hi. Hi! I thought you'd gone.

Not yet. I was just wondering

where you were staying tonight.

Well...

I was staying at some pub called

The Lucky...

...Boat or something like that.

- Boatman.

Right.

But now I'm going to stay at some

friend's house with some friends.

Well, I think enormous castle is

a more accurate description.

That's too bad because

I'm at The Boatman.

Well, it was nice...

...not quite meeting you.

It was a great speech.

Thanks.

Well, I'm going now.

No! No, no, don't go.

We can meet now.

The evening's just getting going.

We both know that's a big lie.

F***.

The castle beckons, I think, Tom.

Are you sober?

Absolutely. Orange juice all night.

Come on.

Bye, everybody!

Bernard!

Stand by your man

Wah, wah, wah, wah

And tell the world

You love him

And give him

All the love you can

Stand by...

Tom, can you stop the car?

Stop the car!

Sorry. Sorry.

I just think I might...

...stay in that pub after all.

Why on earth?

No, seriously. I'm researching

pubs with "boat" in the title.

I hope to produce the definitive work.

- Please yourself.

- It's a silly thing, you know?

Right.

Odd decision.

Hello.

Hi.

Hi.

Turned out there wasn't

room for all of us.

You said it was a castle.

No, it is a castle.

It's just a very, very small one.

Tiny. Just one up,

one down, which is rare.

Drink, sir?

Yeah. I'd like a glass

of whiskey, please. Thanks.

- Do you want?

- Yeah, sounds good.

- Make another one for the lady.

- Doubles, sir?

Thanks.

You here too? How are you?

Hello. I'm fine.

- Haven't seen Carrie, have you?

- Who?

Carrie. American girl.

Lovely legs.

Wedding guest. Nice smell.

No. Sorry.

Damn. Blast.

I think I was in there.

If you see her, could you

tell her I've gone to my room?

Yeah, yeah.

- Your whiskey, sir.

- Thank you.

And one for the...

Road. Lovely.

I think I might have one.

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