Four Weddings and a Funeral Page #2
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- 1994
- 117 min
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because I'll get really flirty.
How do you do? My name is Charles.
Don't be ridiculous.
Charles died 20 years ago.
Must be a different Charles.
You're saying I don't know
my own brother?
No, no.
Ladies and gentlemen, sorry to
drag you from your desserts.
There are one or two little things
I feel I should say as best man.
This is only the second time
I've ever been best man.
I hope I did the job okay
that time.
The couple in question are at least
still talking to me.
Unfortunately, they're not actually
talking to each other.
The divorce came through
But I'm assured it had absolutely
nothing to do with me.
Apparently, Paula knew Pierce slept
with her sister...
...before I mentioned it
in the speech.
The fact that he slept with her
mother came as a surprise...
...but I think was incidental to
the nightmare of recrimination...
...and violence that became
their two-day marriage.
Anyway, enough of that. My job
today is to talk about Angus.
And there are no skeletons
in his cupboard...
...or so I thought.
I'll get to that in a minute.
I'd just like to say this:
I am as ever...
...in bewildered awe of anyone
who makes this kind of commitment...
...that Angus and Laura
have made today.
I know I couldn't do it...
...and I think it's wonderful
they can.
So back to Angus and those sheep.
So, ladies and gentlemen,
if you'd raise your glasses.
- The adorable couple.
- Yes!
The adorable couple!
The adorable couple!
Get one for me, Angus!
The first time I saw
Gareth on the dance floor...
...I feared lives would be lost.
She's a pretty girl.
The one you can't take your eyes off.
Love at first sight?
No, it's the bloke she's dancing with.
I played rugby with him at school.
position he played.
Though, let's say for
the sake of argument...
...one did take a fancy to someone
at a wedding.
who can just say:
"Hi, babe. My name's Charles.
This is your lucky night"?
If there are, they're not English.
Quite.
Three weeks is about
my question-popping minimum.
You know I love you,
Jean, don't you?
I love you.
I love you.
And Mike, I've never met you before...
...but I love you very much.
I really do.
Ignore her, she's drunk.
At least I hope she is.
Otherwise, I'm in real trouble.
How's it going, Lyds?
Bloody awful.
Oh, dear. What's the problem?
I was promised sex.
Everybody said it:
"You'll be a bridesmaid, you'll get
sex. You'll be fighting them off."
But not so much as a tongue in sight.
Well, I mean, if you fancy...
...anything.
I could always...
Oh, don't be ridiculous, Bernard.
- I'm not that desperate.
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