Four Lions Page #3

Cos I would kill you, bro.

Bro, seriously, I d kill you.

Course I would.

Aye, I would. I d kill you like that.

- Flipping heck, man. Would you?

- Yeah, course.

I sort of thought

I were joking a bit there, bro.

Were soldiers, bro.

Whatevers asked, you do it.

You do the right thing.

Right?

- Are you with me?

- Yeah.

Its life, isnt it? Its just life.

What is that? Its nothing.

Its like being stuck

in the queue at Alton Towers.

Do you want to be in the queues

or do you want to be on the rides?

You want to be on the rides, dont you?

You want to be on Nemesis, Oblivion.

Rubber Dinghy Rapids.

- Yeah. You with me?

- Yeah.

- Rubber Dinghy Rapids.

- Yeah, Rubber Dinghy Rapids.

Right?

- OK, I would kill you, brother Omar.

- Would you?

- Yeah, I would.

- What would you do?

- I d smash your head off with a thing.

- Yeah. Know what I d do?

I d grab one of these hooks, Waj.

I d dig it in your belly, rip your guts out.

Spill it all out on the floor,

like Mortal Combat.

I d f***ing... I d take this, right?

- Yeah?

- And I d f***ing run you over with a tractor.

- Yeah?

- Yeah. Soldiers.

Soldiers, brother. Mujahid.

Mujahid.

Good lad.

Come on. You want some?

Yeah, you do want some, rabbit.

You f***ed-up rabbit with no ears.

- Ill f***ing... Ill have you.

- Theyre chickens, man.

- I d roast you.

- Waj, theyre chickens.

Im coming. Coming.

Im coming.

Come on, Waj.

F*** off, bro. East is that way.

That way is East, bro.

That way is East.

- Weve flown over Mecca now.

- Pakis gone mental, bro.

Mecca is in the East, yeah.

Where the sun... where it rises,

you behn choad paki prong!

Turn around. Ill explain to you later.

F***! Waj, come on. Come on!

Go, go, go. Come on.

- Come on, Waj.

- OK, OK.

Hey, brother Emir, Ill take it out.

Too high, too high.

Yeah, thats what I was thinking actually.

What is that, 2,000 feet?

- What?

- Nothing.

Ive never stood up in public and

professed any in-depth knowledge of Islam,

but what I do know is that most British

Muslims dont want to be out abroad,

fighting British foreign policy.

What they want to do is get on

peacefully with their daily lives.

- And we support that.

- Yeah, yeah.

A good Muslim

always keeps his mouth shut.

Yeah? Yeah? Are you all surprised

kids are going off to training camps?

- That is not what I am saying.

- Why are kids going to training camps?

First off, I object

to the term 'training camps '.

- You just used it.

- No, I did not.

Its a western fantasy.

You people think of Muslims

running around the mountains

with guns and bombs.

That d suit you

down to the ground, wouldnt it?

- But they do exist, dont they?

- Im not saying they dont exist.

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