Forgetting Sarah Marshall Page #4

We are all booked up,but we do have the Kapua suite available.

- Okay. How much is that?- $6,000 a night.

- Wow.- Beautiful views.

I can imagine.That's a little bit out of my price range.

Sorry.

That's a shame. This is a beautiful

hotel.

Oh, yeah, it's Sarah Marshallfrom Crime Scene.

People are excited that she's here.

She's my ex-girlfriend.We broke up three weeks ago.

- I'm sorry, sir.- Right. This is fine, right?

- Sir?- It's totally fine. Okay, there she is.

- Did she see me? Is she coming over here?- Uh-huh. Yup.

I wish I wasn't wearing this f***ing shirt.

Fair enough.Why don't you try to unbutton it?

Button it back up.

- Peter!- Hey.

- Hi.- What are you doing here?

Came here to murder you.

Really, what are you doing here?

I have been having a tough time,you know, back in LA.

But then I came here, and here you are.

I just think that's too crazy to be...

Hello there, you little sex object.

I've lost a shoe.Have you seen it anywhere?

It's like this one, but, you know,obviously it's the opposite one.

Excuse me, missus, I've lost a shoe.Like this one. It's like this one's fellow.

- Sort of the exact opposite, in fact, of that.Uh-huh.

Not an evil version, but just, you know,

a shoe like this, but for the other foot.Otherwise, I'd have two right...

Aldous, this is Peter.

Hey, all right, Peter.Nice to meet you, mate. Aldous.

- Good to meet you, man.- My ex-boyfriend.

Right. Hey, I'm Aldous Snow.

I know who you are.Yeah, you're very, very famous.

Yeah, I am. I am for my sins.

So are you staying here, as well?

- I'm not, as a matter of fact...- I'm sorry.

Excuse me, Mr Bretter, Ms Marshall,

but we were able to book theKapua suite for you, sir, for four nights.

- You were?- Yes, sir.

- Marvellous.- Perfect. Perfect amount of time.

Listen, if you wanna have dinner with usone of those nights...

- Aldous.... feel very...

No.

That's very gentlemanly of you,but you two enjoy your trip.

I'll be just fine on my own.

- All right, Peter.- The Kapua suite...

- Have a good trip, Pete.- I like your shirt. It's colourful.

- Bye.- Bye now.

Ta-ta. I was wearing two shoesthis morning, right?

Thank you. Thank you for bailing me out.I still can't afford that room.

Nobody can.It's for, like, Oprah or, like, Cline Dion.

Really, it's not a big deal.

So you can stay in the suite,but since you're not technically a guest,

you have to clean up after yourself.

Otherwise, here is your room key

and enjoy your stay.

Why are you doing this for me?

She's here with some guy already?Kind of messed up.

- Right?- Yeah.

- Thank you.- Really, it's not a big deal.

Go enjoy yourself.

Rachel Jansen.A thousand times, thank you,

- you know what I mean...- Go enjoy yourself.

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