Forgetting Sarah Marshall Page #3

I'm just being honest here.

Every time she would come overto our house,

she always acted,

you know, like a little b*tch!

Okay, okay, pump the brakes.

Dating Sarah is not like dating Liz. Okay?

Sarah is better than Liz.

You really wanna have this conversation?

Do you reallywanna have this conversation?

Yes.

- She is the mother of my unborn child.- Sorry.

You're my stepbrother.We're not even blood.

I have no qualms with sticking you.I will equalize you.

- Sorry.- You dick!

I'm just worked up.

You gotta get your sh*t together, man.

I'm trying to. It's so hard here.

Brian, everywhere I look,I'm reminded of her, okay?

Like, she got me this,

okay, because I would always leavemy cereal boxes open,

and the cereal would get stale,

and so one day I came home,and she had this waiting for me,

because it keeps my cereal fresh.And now I have the freshest cereal.

Why don't you,you know what, go on a vacation?

Go to the Alps.

- Alps?- Go to Gstaad. It's the best.

I could go to Hawaii.

Sarah was always talking about this placein Hawaii that was supposed to be nice.

No, don't. I wouldn't go there.

What, I can't go to Hawaii now, becauseSarah Marshall has heard of Hawaii?

Then go to Hawaii. Go to Hawaii.

Do it.

No, no, no, don't destroy the computer.

I'm just deleting these pictures.

Okay, I need them off my computer.

You know what? You're not even doinga proper permanent delete.

Well...

If we end up getting back together,I wanna have a few of them left.

You're crazy.

- No, no, please don't delete them.- They have to go. Done, done.

That was hilarious. Aloha!

I'm Sarah Marshall from Crime Scene:Scene of the crime.

And when I'm not scrubbing for evidence,I'm flying Hawaiian Airlines...

Excuse me! Hi.

... to my favourite destinations. Mahalo.

Hi, can I have another bloody mary, please?

You're still working on that one.

It's just an anticipatory order.

Okay, I'll be right back!

What do you think causedsuch excessive bleeding?

He was either stabbed in the aortaor it was his time of the month.

Aloha!

Check in this way.

- Just married?- Yes, how did you guess?

Oh, you've got that magic newlywed dustall over you.

- Oh, my wife.- Oh, my husband.

- Oh, my wife.- My husband.

My old ball and chain.

You quit squirming and come here.

What is into you?

Not me, yet.

Here is your room key.So you're all set. Room 222.

Room key's inside,and the elevators are to the right.

Mahalo.

Congratulations.

Here you go, sir. Have some POG juice.

Welcome to Turtle Bay.What can I do for you?

I'm checking in.My name's Bretter, Peter Bretter,

but actually, I don't have a reservation.

I just thought I'd take my chances.

Bold!

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