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I hope you were not treated badly.

I gave strict instructions for you

to be put in our most cheery dungeon.

Why am I prisoner here?

It's for your own safety, chrie.

The Queen may have had you tortured...

or executed, had it not been

for my quick and decisive action.

-Vous-tes artiste?

-Oh, no, no, no, no.

I am a soldier by profession.

This is only doodling, you know, to relax.

La couleur, la form, l'image!

C'est vraiment magnifique.

Vous tes tres gentille.

It's nothing, nothing at all.

A is A, A-A-A

A E icky U, U-U-U

Icky A-E-I-O-U, Icky I-O-U

B is Bay, Bay-Bay-Bay

Bay-Be-Ba-Bi-Bo-Bo-Bu-Bu-Bu

Bay-Be-Bay-Be-Bi-Bo-Bu

Bay-B-Bi-Bo

C is say, say say say

say see sicky so soo woo woo

Sicky say see si so so, sicky si so su

Golly, what a groovy tune

The alphabet is fun

Consonants and vowels to learn

The pen is mightier than the gun

F is fay, fi fo foo

-F-U-C-K

-You! You! You!

Ficky Fa Fe Fi Fo Foo

Ficky Fi F*** you!

G is gay, gay gay gay

gay guy gicky go goo goo goo

Gicky gay, guy, gee--

Shut up, you punk.

A!

B!

C!

D!

E!

F!

G!

H!

I!

J!

K!

L!

M!

N!

O!

P!

Q!

R!

S!

T!

U!

V!

W!

X!

Y!

Z! Z!

Z! Z!

Z!

Z!

Z!

Z!

Squeezit, if you're too scared

to help me rescue Ren and Frenchy...

I'm gonna have to get that

kosher fart grandfather of mine to help me.

Yeah, but Miss Feldman

will never let you out of class this early.

Oh, yeah?

Gramps, come on, lean back.

Let me untie you.

We got to go save Sis.

Sh*t.

Come on, Gramps, let's go.

Change your foreign money to local currency.

Change your foreign money to local currency.

Okay, Mr. Bernstein,

give me a quarter's worth.

Two craps. How do you like that?

Killer Rosenblatt, the famous Jewish wrestler.

I've read all about you in the paper.

Well, you see, Gramps, he can't hear you...

'cause he's so used to hollering

at the opposition...

he's deaf and dumb.

So what's a nice Jewish boy like you

doing in the Sixth Dimension?

You see Gramps, we're here

to find my sister Frenchy. She disappeared.

The French girl in 63?

Oy vey, oy vey, oy vey!

If the Queen should find out

what the King is doing to that girl...

-She'd murder the poor girl.

-No kidding?

Tell me, Gramps, you got a way,

maybe I can get my sister back?

Get his sister back, he says. Let me think.

I have a strategy that could get her back.

I could even bring Jesus Christ himself

back again.

-For how much?

-For three shekels.

-Okay, three shekels. You got a deal, okay?

-Okay.

Here's three shekels.

Now I'll tell you....

Wait a minute, Gramps. Hold it.

Let me get rid of this guy.

Hey, Bust Rod, here's a quarter.

Go get me a pack of cigarettes.

Camels, like a good fellow, that's the idea.

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