Forbidden Zone

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Whoa, lordy!

Wooo, wow!

Lemme outa here! Oh feet, do yo' stuff.

Wu-huh! Wu-huh! Woooow!

Going down down down

How far can you go?

You might fall into the Forbidden Zone

Going round round round

Driving me insane

Everything looks different

but nothing has changed

Living in the Sixth Dimension

Things get rough

Living in the Sixth Dimension

can be tough

It's so hard when you're on your own

When you're on your own

Going down down down

How far can you go?

You might fall into the Forbidden Zone

Going down down down

Cross the border line

The guards look scary

But the girls are pretty fine

Okay! I'm a-going down, I'm a-going down,

I'm a-going down

I know

Turnin' me around, turnin' me around,

turnin' me around,

I know

Thank you very much

for that delicious breakfast.

It was absolument superbe!

I'd like to chat with you longer...

however, I regret that

Flash and I have to hurry along to school.

As I am a new student,

I don't want to make a bad impression.

Yeah. The principal, Mr. Yodlebein,

sent out bulletins to all the classrooms...

and he said that if anybody's gonna be late,

they're gonna be punished.

Oh, children, don't be late for school.

And, Flash, be sure you tie

your grandfather up...

and check the knots real good.

While he was sniffing around

for food yesterday...

he nearly wandered into the Forbidden Zone.

The Forbidden Zone?

Qu'est-ce que c'est que a, alors?

What are you ever talking about?

Squeezit Henderson's got a brother

that dresses like a broad.

And he took us down into the basement...

and showed us those funny games,

you know, like the adults play...

and he went through a door,

and he never came out.

A door leading to the Sixth Dimension?

How strange, yet intriguing.

Just imagine the adventurous world

beyond that door.

You don't ever...

You don't ever,

you don't ever....

Behind them doors

You don't go through

That is one thing

You do not do

Sin and evil

That's what you'll find

You'll meet two baldheaded devils

there with wild sex on their minds

The King and Queen

of that terrible underworld

They capture and torment

all the little sweet young girls

You can't be serious, Pa,

It sounds like heaven! Ha! Ha! Ha!

I think I'll move there,

you stupid, silly father

Stay away from that door,

my little daughter

You'll miss yer daddy

You'll miss yer mama

One of these days

You'll be sad and lonely

Some of these days, Laday la hey

You're gonna be so lonely

Some of these days

You're gonna want me only

You'll miss my lovin', miss my kissin'

You're gonna miss your little daddy

When you goes away

You'll be so lonely

For me only, you know, baby

Why I went away

Oh, when I'm leavin'

You don't know

About how your heart be grievin'

You'll miss your little daddy, mama

Some of these days

Holy cow. It's ten to 9:00.

Come on, Gramps, we gotta tie you up now.

Oh, la, la, we'll be late for school.

Beautiful dreamer

Come unto me

Ewww! Squeezit Henderson.

Will you get a load of that jerk, will you?

Ewww!

Hey, Frenchy, you got a Kleenex?

I got something stuck in my throat.

No, sorry.

-Hi, Flash. Hi, Frenchy.

-How you doing, man?

Flash told me that you have a twin brother

that disappeared behind the door...

in our basement.

It's not my brother, it's my sister.

It's your brother, he only acts

like a broad. He's a f*ggot.

You're the f*ggot.

Do you think

you'll ever see your sister again?

You know, I think I've accomplished

astral projection with my sister.

Ah, banana oil.

Formidable, alors! How fascinating.

You'll have to tell me everything about it.

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