Forbidden Woman Page #4

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You broke up

with her three years ago

so stop it, all right?

Look, I mean, three years,

it's been a long time, man.

- Stop it, man, stop it.

- She was the love of my life, dude.

You just mad at me now

because I'm, you know...

I used to date your sister.

You said it

was cool, E.

No, you told me I had to go through

with it, okay?

These situations

are kind of awkward.

These breakups where

it's my best friend

and my sister, you know?

Nobody could

treat me like Yvette.

I mean, she was...

I mean, she was cool, I mean...

I loved nobody like her.

That's right.

You know, she just need her space,

that's all, you know.

You know what, speaking of space,

- I need my space, okay?

- Yeah.

Now I'm not saying

you gotta go home, bro,

but it's about that time.

I need to unwind a little bit, you know,

kind of just...

air out, so...

- What, just like that?

- I'll see you at work tomorrow.

Just 'cause I started talking about

your sister and everything,

reminiscing, now you

gotta kick me out like that,

- that's how we go?

- Nothing personal...

That's how we do it?

- We brothers?

- Let me have mine.

All right, okay,

see, now my face leaking.

You see this, you see this?

Now... now... now all

my stuff is coming loose.

I'm gonna go grab

some tissue.

You be good, all right?

You're a hot mess,

you're a hot mess.

I'm gonna get some tissue, man.

(weeping)

Oh, whoo, these emotions.

Whoo, all right, I gotta...

get it together, man,

get it together, get it tog...

Look... what do we

have here?

Antidepressants?

Oh, come on, Elston,

you can't go out like that.

- Where he at?!

- (door slamming)

Well, hello, Raven.

I know that

fool up in here.

I ain't worried about

you, boy.

Where the hell is he at?

Elston:
I don't know if

I wanna tell you.

You know what, I told that fool

to be home when I get home.

You know, if I step in that

door and he's not there,

well, let's just say,

he's humping for a thumping.

Itching for a whipping.

Jarvis, my candy jar!

Where the hell you at?

Lord, Lord, Father...

please, please save me from this

crazy, crazy, crazy woman.

Please, I know you

created her but she is...

Don't make me miss

"Housewives."

Baby, sweetheart, dumpling,

honey pie, sugarfoot.

Um, funny thing

had happened.

I stayed late at the cantina

because I had a bad burrito

and I was stuck in the bathroom.

Yeah, stuck in the bathroom.

So, uh, you don't have to be mad,

okay, don't harm me.

Un-uh.

I eat them burritos

all the time.

They ain't never did nothing to me.

Well, there was that

one time, but...

It was too many damn

people on that bus anyway.

You cleaned out the entire bus station,

Raven, come on.

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