Flirting with Disaster Page #3

- Bye.

- So true.

Hey, I didn't go around telling my

friends you didn't want to make love...

for almost two months

after the baby was born, did I?

- Probably.

- Okay, but it didn't

get back to you, did it? Huh?

Are you sure you're okay

about this woman coming along?

It's not weird or anything?

Well, it's a little strange

to be travelling with a chaperone.

But if you're okay with it,

I'm okay with it.

Well, it's just, she's been through

the process so many times.

I think it's a good thing.

Honey, if this helps you

get what you need inside...

- then I'm all for it.

- Thanks, sweetie.

This cheese is disgusting.

Get it away from me.

- What's wrong with this cheese?

- It smells like vomit.

- Oh, stop being such a baby.

- Mom, Dad, this is Tina.

- I'm a baby who smells like vomit?

- Yes.

- You okay?

- Nancy, did you get

that support bra yet?

- Not yet.

- What are you waiting for?

- Hey, I want to introduce you

to somebody.

Please don't make

such a big deal out of it.

- It makes a real difference.

- All right, could we not talk

about this right now?

Uh, yes, we're gonna talk about this

because she's not listening to me.

- I want you to see something.

- Ohh.

- Very nice, Pearl.

- For God's sake.

- I want you to consider my age

and ask yourself how I maintain this.

- Mom, why are you doing this?

- How? I don't know. How?

- This is it. All right, can we

not deal with this right now, please?

- I couldn't have a baby.

But I had to fight the laws

of gravity just the same...

and you need the help

of a good bra.

And believe you me, if you want

to keep your husband's attention,

you'll get one pronto.

You know, if my breasts drop, they drop,

and there's nothing I can do about that.

- Wrong!

- That's right. Good for you, honey.

- Wrong!

-Just back off, will ya?

- You've had five of these.

- I don't think--

- Don't monitor me.

- Your new friend is, uh,

very long-waisted, isn't she?

- Okay, that's it!

- We're not talking

about this any more, okay?

- It's a free country.

- Why can't I talk?

- Let him alone.

You're making an ass

out of yourself again!

- Why don't you leave me alone!

Why don't you just have a little sniff?

- Don't do that. Hey, hey.

- The baby's crying.

- Get that away from me,

or I'll smack it off.

- Yeah, you're gonna beat me up

in front of all these people?

- Don't tempt me!

Would you stop acting like this?

That's it! All right?

- Don't yell in front of the baby.

- Don't yell in front of the baby.

It's not good.

Well, he wouldn't have to yell

if you'd listen to him for two seconds!

Well, what's gotten into my sweet

daughter-in-law all of a sudden?

- Hormones. No mystery there.

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