
Flirting with Disaster
(0.00 / 0 votes)She could be rich and smart.
Or she could be rich and stupid.
On the other hand, she could be
just poor and good-hearted.
Or she could be poor and mean.
I mean, I-I have no idea
what she's like. It's--
And there's my father, right?
I look at guys on the street every day--
regular guys
walking down the street.
And depending on my mood, I imagine
that any one of them could be my father.
This guy.
How about this guy?
Hi, Dad.
Then I have to picture
Okay, maybe they're not together now.
they had to hook up
in order to have me, right?
Mix and match, mix and match,
I can't help feeling...
that if I'd been raised
by at least one of my real parents...
I wouldn't be
such a nervous person, you know?
I might be living a completely different
life in a totally different city.
I could be married to a totally
different person with a different job.
I mean, how do I know? I don't.
Anything's possible.
Well, the mystery of your
unknown self is about to unfold.
Your mother lives
in San Diego, California.
Her name is Valerie Swaney.
Valerie Swaney?
I told you it wouldn't take long.
Can we arrange a meeting soon?
How's, um--
How's next month?
No, no. I told Nancy I'd do it sooner.
I-I've been driving her crazy.
Because you can't name your son?
I've just been distracted and tense
ever since the baby was born.
- A little unsteady?
- Preoccupied.
I heard a song 'bout
clouds and rainbows
I hum a tune
that sings like a dove
Found some words about anything
Anything but love
I paint a picture of my prison
With blue and grey
for the skies above
Framed and signed with a title
Anything but love
He had to go
but I won't miss him
I have got
better things to do
Like writing stories
and painting pictures
Of anything but love
Oh, anything but love
Anything but love
Nancy?
I'm in the bedroom!
Big news.
I got big news.
Hi, sweetie. You look great.
Why are you dressed like that?
Did you forget about our date?
Oh, my God! I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
- No. It's okay, you're here now.
- No, no, no. I feel so bad.
We're not gonna fight about it.
Look at you.
You look so sexy.
But I want to tell you
what I forgot.
- Take your shoes off.
- No, no, wait, wait. We have to talk.
- We have to talk. Talk.
- No. No. Honey, no talking.
No, no, we have to talk
about wh-why I'm late.
- Control freak, huh?
- No. Yeah, maybe I am a control freak.
- Control freak.
Don't!
- Nap time's over.
- Nap time's over.
Wait, wait. I'll get him.
I'll get him.
You don't have to put your pants on
to get the baby.
Honey, do you think
we're ever gonna have sex?
Definitely.
There, buddy, Yeah.
How ya doin'?
It's okay. Yeah, yeah.
You okay?
- We'll be out in one second.
- Oh.
I feel like I'm keeping you
from something.
No. No, no, no.
This is a priority.
Is this a bad time for your wife?
'Cause, you know, I could come back.
Not at all. We just need
a couple of minutes.
This is crazy.
I mean, all right, I feel guilty
'cause I missed the date.
I just gotta tell her. What am I
afraid of, right? This is stupid.
- Hey, here you go.
- No, no. This is good.
- What?
- This is good. You stay with Daddy.
- Keep his hands occupied.
- Oh, Nancy. Nancy. No, no, no.
Honey. Honey.
Can't we make another date, please?
Thi-- Sweetie, this is--
Sweetie, he's looking right down at you.
This isn't-- Oh. Oh, no, no. No.
No. Oh, no, no, no.
My real mother lives in San Diego.
- What?
- That's what I was trying to tell you.
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