Flawless Page #3

It's America's least wanted.

I heard your tired p*ssy was on sale

at the International House of C*nts!

Yeah, with your mama, b*tch!

Take it to the street, freaks!

I need some butch faggots over here.

I need some dykes!

Get the f*** outta here! Sh*t!

That's right! You got thrown out again.

Oh, hi. Is Walt...

Could I...

Yeah, come on.

Thanks.

Hey, buddy. I been tryin' to see you.

You know how many times

I knocked on your door?

I been real worried.

I'm his physical therapist.

- LeShaun Williams.

- Tommy Walsh. Im on my lunch hour.

I thought I'd stop by.

Sure.

So... Walt, how you doin'?

Hey...

- What's your name?

- LeShaun.

Listen, you take good care of my buddy

here, huh? He's a real hero, you know.

He saved me, the other guard, Joe

and 14 hostages in 1988.

Tom... Wait, wait.

Thats how he won early retirement.

Look here. A letter from Mayor Koch.

Wow.

There's a bravery medal.

- Man.

- Tomnmy, please.

Look at this.

This is Walt, right here in the middle.

That's Joe. That's me.

I'm pistol whipped down on the floor.

Joe's shittin' in his pants.

And Walt, pistol whipped also

bleedin' like a mother

he pretends like he's knocked out.

All of a sudden, blam blam!

He shoots.

Two thievin' motherfuckers go down.

You want I should tell 'em to shut up?

Hey, shut the f*** up!

Girls, look. A man in uniform!

Officer, help me!

Holy sh*t!

Jesus Christ!

F***in' freak show!

Well... Maybe I should go.

Walt.

Here we go. That's right.

You need anything?

I'm OK.

I guess you heard that Amber

that little hooker upstairs

and her sleaze boyfriend stole off Mr. Z.

So it was his guys and him

that you were shootin' at.

They still can't find the money.

And you know the cops can't do anything.

Mr. Z's got 'em. In his pocket. Anyways.

Hey, do me a favor, will you? Pick up

the goddamn phone when I call you.

And take good care of him.

Yeah.

- What was your name again?

- LeShaun.

Right. Right.

All right.

I'll see youse.

Take it easy, Walt.

You know, I had some real success with...

stroke patients improvin' speech.

You know how? Don't laugh.

Singing lessons. It relaxes you.

A lot of people like singing.

I got a card in my bag for a lady uptown.

Mildred somethin'. She's good.

You gotta start gettin' out soon, anyway.

What could you lose?

You start talkin better

and phone your friends.

You could even have phone sex.

Call us. Call us now.

Hot, wild girls waiting by the phone.

We're hot and wild and willing.

The girl of your dreams

is waiting by the phone.

She'll make your fantasies come true.

Just call.

Pick up the phone.

Are you OK? I didn't hit you, did I?

He slipped on the ice.

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