Five-O Page #5

Synopsis: Two inept police officers, who have spent their entire lives wanting to appear on the law enforcement reality show "Five-O", get more than they bargained for when an evil drug lord becomes falsely convinced that they are America's most badass cops.
 
IMDB:
3.8
Year:
2016
110 min
73 Views


I got you.

Hold up, seriously,

don't sell them pills here.

Man I ain't gonna sell

the pills around here man.

Man I said I got y'all man,

y'all boys loosen up man.

They get 'em passed my mans,

they gonna sell

'em in Louisville,

ain't nothing to

worry about you good.

All right my nigga.

Why don't y'all have a

sausage or somethin' man?

I know you want a burger

you look like the burger type.

No no no.

That sh*t ain't

even got no season

that sh*t look

worse than that sh*t

yo b*tch cooked up man.

Man I only f***

b*tches who can't cook.

Y'all boys be careful man.

All right my nigga.

Sarge, what's good?

What's goin' on Sarge?

Fellas still wasting your time

down at that corner

Hell yeah, you know

I be craving that

Naruto with the shrooms man.

You know I gotta

have my two Conies.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, two

Conies with mustard for you

I already know.

Damn, Sarge act like he know

what we eat and

sh*t did you see?

Hey, bet you don't know

them two thick hoes...

Shut up,

listen, I brung y'all

down here to talk to y'all

on a serious note.

I've been going through

these files all morning,

there's too many unsolved cases.

We need to get a grip

back on these streets.

Hey look Sarge we

trying all right?

Damn your effort!

These streets is beating us.

It's like they one

up on us every raid.

It's been a long

time since I've been

beat by these streets like this.

What y'all gonna do about it?

We gonna have to turn up.

Mother f***ers wild as

hell out there Sarge.

We don't go head to head

we gonna lose every

time, flat out.

Hey Sarge we gotta

come up with some

aggressive tactics,

or this gonna be impossible

for us to do the job out here.

But it's like this,

right now it's my job

that's on the line,

and if you girls don't want

no dick to come in here

and change everything

y'all done built,

I advise y'all to get out there

and get me my streets back.

On a way more serious

note though Sarge,

you could've said a pause,

a no homo or something when

you said that dick though.

That sh*t's.

So aggressive tactics.

That's what you need

Y'all got the green light.

Hey man.

Get ready to slow

down a little bit,

stop being so reckless out here.

Gotta remember

bro we still cops.

Hey man I ain't about to

slow sh*t down right now.

Especially how this

money comin' in.

Hey look man,

there's some things that

we gotta take serious.

Thing I'll take

seriously is the HIV.

And I'm good, I stay covering

this big mother f***er up.

You know what let's

do it your way then,

no worries, forget it,

we gonna do it your way.

See how far that get us.

I don't think

you understand man.

Where I'm from,

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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