Synopsis: Two inept police officers, who have spent their entire lives wanting to appear on the law enforcement reality show "Five-O", get more than they bargained for when an evil drug lord becomes falsely convinced that they are America's most badass cops.
110 min


What up boo.

Guess what man.

What, what's wrong?

What's up?

What's wrong nigga?

These nuts, got they have

them foo foo hundreds nigga.

You bull shitting?

I ain't lying nigga,

I swear to god

nigga went right down to

roll in his own top nigga.

Nash bread through none of it?

None of them b*tch nigga,

the fake huns at the bottom

with they dumb ass.

Scotch free.

Scotch free nigga,

walked right in that b*tch

gave 'em the money, got the

word, I got the f*** on nigga.

That's it?

Yeah nigga think

I'm lyin' nigga?

Hey you!

My six!

Man Lionel's going

through something

big today man, you

know what I mean?

Especially don't pick it up.

He is man, come on now.

What the f***?

Man what the f***?

Stay down, don't

move mother f***er.

Man get the f*** off me.

Take this bag off.

Man get the f*** off me.

Take it off, shut up!


Sit on the pops,

sit over!

Sit over.

Who the

f*** you runnin' from boy?

Hey yo shooting at me man.

Shut the f*** up!

Ask me a question.

Check that bag.

That sh*t ain't

nothin' but my homework.

Shut the f*** up.

Dumb ass can't even read.

This is why they shootin'

at his stupid ass.

That ain't mine.

Well that's why they

shootin' at your ass.

You just got down on niggas.

I don't get down like that.

That's how you play it?

This is my sh*t nigga.

I'll show you how

the f*** we get down.

Hey, I bet you this boy Duro.

I already know it is.

You hear that sh*t?

This nigga


Hell no look at this clown man,

thinking he me and sh*t man.

You a wild boy.

F*** man.

I know y'all Cop officers

but y'all could at least

knocked on my sh*t.

Man shut your ass up

you lucky I ain't come through

tearing this b*tch up nigga.

You left the door

wide open you idiot.

Slippin' man.

You a wild boy.

Damn b*tch you

ain't lock the door?

I thought it slammed shut.

You are

f***in' ballsy man

all you had to do was push

the door up and lock it man,

go get dressed.

Look at this nigga.

A nice broad man.

I'm tell.

Yo man, this nigga is a clown.

Hey get dressed man,

got stuff we need to talk about.

Yeah man, hurry up.

Man f*** what

he talkin' about,

hey, when y'all came in,

could you hear her moaning?

Hell nah, that weak ass

dick you was plugged up.

Niggas are haters man,

hey she nice though

That b*tch was cold you

know cuz will take that

right through there player.

Nah you ain't taking

that one through there.

What the f*** you mean nigga?

You cuffing on us?

I'm gonna go get dressed man.

All right I'm about

to help her get dressed.

I just told you you

ain't getting that one.

Come on man you just

put the b*tch out man you.

Sick man hey you

ain't got sh*t to eat?

Yeah I just had her

cook up man go and get you some.

All right this nigga.

For a matter fact you're

not lockin' that door.

It's your door, you

should've locked it.

Keep actin' like that you

ain't gonna get no more.

Just gonna eat

my man Cheerios?

I ain't f***in'

with that sh*t,

that sh*t is garbage she cooked.

Damn nigga she all in

my face, what's up?

That b*tch choosy he

tryin' to cuff her.

This nigga man,

get you a glimpse of

that ass I was seeing?

Hey that b*tch cold.

Cooking game garbage

as f*** my nigga.

You don't like that food?

But you open a box

of Cheerios up.

What's the deal cuz?

Sh*t just got

done dropping dick,

'bout to get high.

Always talking about

that weak ass dick game.

F*** outta here man.

Hey, what we got?

Well you know we came

through with somethin'.


Flake nigga.


It's a half brick of cocaine.

This nigga just

said cocaine man.

Nigga don't know no better,

hey, shut the f*** up when

it come to this work sh*t man

let me do all the talking man.

This nigga.

Hold on man,

it's called cocaine right?

Yeah back in the office.

Can't say that out here man

put some bop on that sh*t.

What y'all mean like

I got a half brick of cocaine.

You just need to say

half brick of somethin'

that's all you gotta say.

You know this

nigga don't know sh*t

about no bop man.

Y'all niggas save

all the bop for me

and let's get to this money son,

we all know about man come on.

That's your mans yo.

Hey George,

what you know about cocaine man?

Leave him alone

cuz he get pissed now

look at his face.

Hey man for real what you

think we can get for that?

Sh*t on the real,

we can get about

1820 for this cuz

real talk.

Damn that sh*t

high right now

What you was thinking?

Sh*t we taking

that sh*t anyway,

might as well let

it go for the 15.

Sh*t free man I

don't give a f***.

Yeah, I like that.



We need 15 back

on the half kilo.

Hey man I just told you

to shut the f*** up man.


Just as bad as f***in'.

We don't rock with the 15 man,

stay yo ass out the way man.

My bop man.

Have them hoes cook

that weak ass food.

Yeah yeah

look at my cereal.

Y'all be careful man.

All right.

Lock the door.


on hit that five bro,

let's get up outta here.

Yo hit that 20 nigga,

bet 20.

Bet 20 the both of y'all.

My money down.

Double bet,

nigga I told you.

Bad bet,

you ain't betting sh*t nigga?

Nah don't worry about him

he ain't here for that fam.

F*** it.



Here come five dog.

Man f*** them niggas.

Keep shooting.


Hold on big fella caught dice.

Look like everybody

lost this time.

The f*** you looking at

Don't I know you from somewhere?

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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