Synopsis: Two inept police officers, who have spent their entire lives wanting to appear on the law enforcement reality show "Five-O", get more than they bargained for when an evil drug lord becomes falsely convinced that they are America's most badass cops.
Genre: Action, Comedy
110 min


What up boo.

Guess what man.

What, what's wrong?

What's up?

What's wrong nigga?

These nuts, got they have

them foo foo hundreds nigga.

You bull shitting?

I ain't lying nigga,

I swear to god

nigga went right down to

roll in his own top nigga.

Nash bread through none of it?

None of them bitch nigga,

the fake huns at the bottom

with they dumb ass.

Scotch free.

Scotch free nigga,

walked right in that bitch

gave 'em the money, got the

word, I got the f*ck on nigga.

That's it?

Yeah nigga think

I'm lyin' nigga?

Hey you!

My six!

Man Lionel's going

through something

big today man, you

know what I mean?

Especially don't pick it up.

He is man, come on now.

What the f*ck?

Man what the f*ck?

Stay down, don't

move mother fucker.

Man get the f*ck off me.

Take this bag off.

Man get the f*ck off me.

Take it off, shut up!


Sit on the pops,

sit over!

Sit over.

Who the

f*ck you runnin' from boy?

Hey yo shooting at me man.

Shut the f*ck up!

Ask me a question.

Check that bag.

That shit ain't

nothin' but my homework.

Shut the f*ck up.

Dumb ass can't even read.

This is why they shootin'

at his stupid ass.

That ain't mine.

Well that's why they

shootin' at your ass.

You just got down on niggas.

I don't get down like that.

That's how you play it?

This is my shit nigga.

I'll show you how

the f*ck we get down.

Hey, I bet you this boy Duro.

I already know it is.

You hear that shit?

This nigga


Hell no look at this clown man,

thinking he me and shit man.

You a wild boy.

F*ck man.

I know y'all Cop officers

but y'all could at least

knocked on my shit.

Man shut your ass up

you lucky I ain't come through

tearing this bitch up nigga.

You left the door

wide open you idiot.

Slippin' man.

You a wild boy.

Damn bitch you

ain't lock the door?

I thought it slammed shut.

You are

fuckin' ballsy man

all you had to do was push

the door up and lock it man,

go get dressed.

Look at this nigga.

A nice broad man.

I'm tell.

Yo man, this nigga is a clown.

Hey get dressed man,

got stuff we need to talk about.

Yeah man, hurry up.

Man f*ck what

he talkin' about,

hey, when y'all came in,

could you hear her moaning?

Hell nah, that weak ass

dick you was plugged up.

Niggas are haters man,

hey she nice though

That bitch was cold you

know cuz will take that

right through there player.

Nah you ain't taking

that one through there.

What the f*ck you mean nigga?

You cuffing on us?

I'm gonna go get dressed man.

All right I'm about

to help her get dressed.

I just told you you

ain't getting that one.

Come on man you just

put the bitch out man you.

Sick man hey you

ain't got shit to eat?

Yeah I just had her

cook up man go and get you some.

All right this nigga.

For a matter fact you're

not lockin' that door.

It's your door, you

should've locked it.

Keep actin' like that you

ain't gonna get no more.

Just gonna eat

my man Cheerios?

I ain't fuckin'

with that shit,

that shit is garbage she cooked.

Damn nigga she all in

my face, what's up?

That bitch choosy he

tryin' to cuff her.

This nigga man,

get you a glimpse of

that ass I was seeing?

Hey that bitch cold.

Cooking game garbage

as f*ck my nigga.

You don't like that food?

But you open a box

of Cheerios up.

What's the deal cuz?

Shit just got

done dropping dick,

'bout to get high.

Always talking about

that weak ass dick game.

F*ck outta here man.

Hey, what we got?

Well you know we came

through with somethin'.


Flake nigga.


It's a half brick of cocaine.

This nigga just

said cocaine man.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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