Fist Fight Page #5
- O!
- (STUDENTS GASP)
Now, there will be no more
interruptions in my class.
None!
We're gonna watch
this beautiful documentary
on the Civil War,
and it's not Tupac versus Biggie.
NARRATOR:
He lost a leg at Gettysburgand an arm at Chickamauga.
But his blood thirst remained unquenched.
Okay. Uh...
We got it going,
so I'm gonna go back to class.
Hey, man. Shut up.
I said no interruptions.
Be a f***ing example for the kids, man.
NARRATOR:
It was going to bea long winter.
He had to amputate his son's leg
with nothing but a bayonet
and a box of matches.
Families were increasingly
facing hard decisions.
(MOUTHING) What the f***?
(MOUTHING) Do it.
(MOUTHING) No!
(GRUNTS) All right. Who did that?
Who did it?
Who did that?
Who did it?
It was you! It was you, wasn't it?
Give me that phone!
I don't have one.
You just broke mine, remember?
Okay. Okay.
God damn it. I'm tired of this sh*t.
(DOOR SLAMS)
Uh, I don't know what's happening.
- (ALL GASP)
- Get out of here!
Oh, sh*t! Okay, I have the phone.
I have the phone.
(GROWLING)
(YELLING)
(PANTING)
Remember, teachers stick together.
Yeah.
Okay.
(SIGHS)
I don't have time for this today.
I've got 30 termination
meetings today alone.
Everything in my office
I got drawers filled,
filled with Silly String. You see that?
And I got a goddamn mariachi band
following me around wherever I go!
(PLAYING MARIACHI MUSIC)
I offered them $100
and they still won't leave.
I think they thought it was a tip.
And now I've got 20 students
running out of a classroom in a panic.
Students telling me that Neil's desk
has been smashed to pieces,
presumably by a fire ax,
and you're telling me
that you haven't seen anything today?
Yeah.
How about you, Strickland? Huh? Nothing?
Like I said before, Tyler,
I was too busy working out
that piece of sh*t VCR
that this school is still using.
I know you teachers all like
to stick together. I get it.
But I'm having to fire whole departments.
That's hard on me, too.
Wait, whole departments?
Yeah. Entire departments.
Well, uh, I mean...
Maybe the best thing
to do is talk to Neil?
Oh, I did. Yeah.
Neil's not talkin' either.
So, then I went back to this.
I'm back to needing a straight answer
from one of you two.
Right.
Let me bottom-line this for you.
Someone's going down for this.
I'm firing one of you two today.
Tell you what,
how about we'll go one better.
How about I fire you both?
He did it.
You did it.
I mean, you did do it, so...
He did it.
That's what happened, was you...
'Cause he, you know,
chopped the desk.
Which you probably shouldn't have done.
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