Fist Fight Page #3

- Hey! Honey, hi! How's it going?

How you feeling?

Everything good? Everything okay?

Well, I feel like I'm about to explode,

we're definitely gonna be late to school,

and I'm on my fourth hairdo

for the talent show.

Ah. (CHUCKLES)

Did you have your meeting

with the superintendent yet?

Not yet. But that's why I'm calling,

actually. I wanna tell you that...

- ALLY:
Dad...

- Yeah?

I really want to change

the song to Big Sean.

What?

She wants to change the

song to a Big Sean song.

Daddy didn't learn a Big Sean song, right?

Daddy learned the song from Rent.

- We can do the same dance moves.

- All right, look, Ally,

I know this dance is

a big deal for you, okay?

And I'm not gonna let you down.

But it's way too late to change the song,

sweetie. Okay?

- So, let me talk to Mommy...

- Okay.

'Cause I got something

really important I wanna tell her.

Did you get fired?

No, no, no! My job is safe.

Oh, honey, that is such great news.

Isn't that great?

I really cannot have you

getting fired right now, okay?

- We can't have that right now...

- (WILLIAM MOANS)

That would be no good.

WILLIAM:
It's the hottest thing

I've ever seen.

You know what, sweetie?

I gotta call you back.

Some... Something weird

is going on around here.

- Okay?

- MAGGIE:
Okay.

Yeah. Tell Ally I'll see her at 2:30.

Daddy says he'll see you at 2:30.

- MAGGIE:
Bye, honey.

- All right. Bye, love.

WILLIAM:
How'd it do that?

Oh, I've literally never seen that before.

- Oh, yeah. You want more?

- What the f***?

What the hell are you doing?

Why did you open the door?

You don't get to ask the questions, okay?

Come on. Let's go. Get up!

God!

Really, I mean, you wanna

do that at home? Fine.

- Are you starting again?

- Yes.

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

Stop this!

Don't look at me and smile

when you're doing it.

Just stop... Just stop doing it!

Bonjour, Ms. Monet.

Bonjour, messieurs.

Now get your asses back to class.

CAMPBELL:
Stop!

The time for touching penises is over.

WILLIAM:
Just let me get to the end!

I'm so close.

CAMPBELL:
How do you even

still have a boner?

- Pull your pants back up.

- What is going on here?

Oh, hey.

That must have sounded pretty bad.

Uh, let me explain.

He was just masturbating.

And he was just watching.

I wasn't watching. I caught you.

Just get out of here before I report you.

Right. Okay, let's go. Back to class.

But there's no reason to report me.

- Let's go.

- Get back to class.

Yeah. And again, to be clear,

- I was not watching him. I caught him...

- You're gross.

(SIGHS) Unbelievable.

Hey, light roast.

(STAMMERS) Hey.

Do you know how to fix an AV system?

Oh, uh...

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