Fishing Naked Page #5

COME ON, MAN.

THAT WAS:

A BULLSHIT CHARGE,

AND YOU KNOW IT.

YEAH, BULLSHIT CHARGE.

HE STEALS ART'S PATROL CAR.

AND DRIVES THROUGH

THE POST OFFICE.

AND THAT'S

A BULLSHIT CHARGE.

NO ONE SAW HIM.

YEAH, OKAY.

HEY, DAVID, WHEN ARE YOU

COMING BY THE SHOP?

I'M OUT OF

STIMULATORS, PARACHUTES.

WOOLY BUGGERS.

AND I'M LOW ON.

EVERYTHING ELSE.

NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS?

OKAY.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

HAIRY MAN.

OH, SH*T. DAVID, REALLY?

YOU MIGHT KNOW HIM

AS BIGFOOT.

HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?

FISHING.

FISH ARE ALL TOO SCARED

DOWN HERE. LATER, RC.

SERIOUSLY.

WE JUST SAW BIGFOOT...

ON THE NORTH FORK RIVER.

- SOUTH FORK.

SOUTH FORK RIVER.

WE GOT A PHOTO OF IT.

YES, THAT'S RIGHT, CHET.

WE ARE LIVE:

WITH TONIGHT'S BIG STORY.

BIGFOO ON THE SOUTH FORK RIVER.

WE WANNA SHOW YOU

A VERY DRAMATIC PHOTOGRAPH...

...THAT WAS JUST TAKEN HOURS AGO.

TAKE A LOOK.

NOW, IT IS BLURRY...

HEY, GRANDMA.

...SOME KIND

OF CREATURE...

... WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?

NEWS.

TOURISTS THINK:

THEY SAW A BIGFOOT.

HOLY SH*T.

NO.

- CHARLIE MURPHY.

CHARLIE MURPHY,

YOU WERE THE ONE RESPONSIBLE.

NOW THAT LOOKS LIKE A

VERY FANCY PIECE OF EQUIPMENT.

WITH NO DUE RESPECT, SIR,

WHY IS THIS PHOTO SO BLURRY?

WELL, THE--I HAD ON

A REALLY WIDE LENS,

AND THE CREATURE.

THIS BIG HAIRY THING...

... LOOKED AND MOVED MORE LIKE

AN APE THAN A MAN.

HE WAS REALLY WAY UPSTREAM...

... AND I MIGHT HAVE HAD THE--

I MIGHT HAVE KNOCKED...

... THE AUTO-FOCUS OFF

IN THE EXCITEMENT,

BUT WHAT I'M GONNA DO

IS I'M GONNA GET MY.

REALLY LONG LENS,

AND I'M GONNA COME BACK

OUT HERE EVERY DAY...

...UNTIL I GET A BETTER PICTURE.

EVERY DAY?

NOW, WHY WOULD YOU WAN TO BE OUT HERE EVERY DAY?

TO GET A BETTER PICTURE.

WHAT A DOUCHE BAG.

HOW CLOSE ARE WE GETTING?

RIGHT UP AROUND THE BEND,

JUST CHILL.

NICE.

I SAID CHILL.

THEY WERE IN:

THE MIDDLE OF THE STREAM...

... JUST OFF THAT LITTLE PATH

BY THE ROCK.

WELL, THEY'RE NOT THERE NOW.

WHAT ARE YOU FELLAS

LOOKING FOR?

OH, AMY, JEN.

WE WERE JUST...

... HOPING TO FIND HER NAKED

IN THE RIVER?

YES.

NO.

THIS IS RODNEY.

WHAT'S UP, LADIES?

WOW.

A NEW FAN.

I HOPE YOU'RE NO TOO DISAPPOINTED, RODNEY.

OF COURSE NOT.

YOU KNOW, DAVID,

THIS MAKES TWO STRIKES.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, YOU DIDN'T COME

BY YESTERDAY.

JEN AND I JUST HAD

TO SATISFY EACH OTHER.

JEN SAID YOU GUYS

WERE GOING INTO TOWN.

SILLY, SILLY BOY.

AND TODAY, YOU BROUGHT A FRIEND

WITHOUT OUR PERMISSION.

I'M RODNEY.

OKAY, I'M RODNEY.

AMY. AND THIS IS JEN.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THOSE LINES.

HAVE BEEN IN THE WATER YET.

SINCE YOU'RE NOT FISHING,

YOU CAN HELP US:

WITH OUR LAUNDRY.

I'M NOT REALLY

A LAUNDRY GUY.

OH, REALLY?

THAT'S TOO BAD.

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