Fishing Naked Page #4

WITH PEOPLE, DON'T YOU?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

DAVID.

HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GONNA

EXPLODE WHEN HE LEFT HERE.

IT'S GOOD TO KEEP

GUYS GUESSING.

GUESSING?

HE'S PROBABLY LYING IN BED...

... IMAGINING THE TWO OF US...

... IN THE THROES OF

CRAZY LESBIAN SEX.

I'D HATE TO LE THE LITTLE GUY DOWN.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

NICE TRY.

HEAD GAMES WITH GUYS, FINE,

BUT NOT WITH ME.

I GOT TO PEE.

YOU WANT TO EXPLORE

YOUR ROOTS WITH DAVID.

MAYBE.

SHE BETTER NOT BE THINKING

ABOUT EXPERIMENTING.

IT'S REALLY BAD ENOUGH I

HAVE TO DEAL WITH BUGS...

... AND SNAKES,

AND OTHER CREEPY-CRAWLY SH*T.

I'M TIRED, AMES,

STOP MESSING AROUND.

I'M SERIOUS.

AMY, IT'S NOT POLITE...

...TO SHINE A LIGHT ON SOMEONE

WHEN THEY'RE PEEING.

THANK YOU.

WHEN DID YOU GE THE GREEN FLASHLIGHT?

WHAT?

YOU KNOW.

THE GREEN LIGHT YOU WERE SHINING

ON ME WHEN I WAS PEEING.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU WEREN'T SHINING

A GREEN LIGHT ON ME?

I TOLD YOU:

THAT WAS STRONG STUFF.

STOP MESSING WITH ME.

I DIDN'T SMOKE THAT MUCH.

I THINK YOU DID.

SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE NO MESSING WITH ME?

NO.

THAT IS SOME:

GOOD LANDSCAPING.

MM-HMM.

WATCH THOSE RACCOONS, GRANDMA.

I MIGHT BE LATE.

OKAY.

YOU'LL TAKE

YOUR MEDICINE, RIGHT?

OKAY.

WHAT?

OH, AREN'T YOU GOING TO WISH...

... YOU CAME FISHING

WITH ME YESTERDAY.

BETTER THAN SLAVE

LABORING WITH MY DAD?

OW.

GET OUT.

WHY?

GET THE F*** OUT.

YOU'RE SMOKING HERB

WITH NOT ONE BUT TWO...

... HOT, NAKED HIPPIE CHICKS

ALL DAY AND YOU ASK ME WHY?

YOU SHOULD'VE CALLED ME,

YOU A**HOLE.

UGH.

OW, FRICK YOU, MAN.

YEAH, IT BURNS.

I DIDN'T HAVE A PHONE.

WELL, THEN

YOU SHOULD'VE FOUND ONE.

SERIOUSLY, DUDE,

WHAT THE F***?

YOU LUCKY BASTARD.

THAT'S LIKE--THAT'S LIKE

'PENTHOUSE' FORUM SH*T.

IT REALLY WASN' THAT EXCITING.

WHAT, YOU DIDN'T SEAL THE DEAL?

NO.

I HAD TO MAKE SURE

MY GRANDMA TOOK.

HER MEDICINE.

OH, MAN. YOUR PRIORITIES

ARE SO MESSED UP.

OKAY, WHATEVER.

NO.

OKAY, WHERE ARE WE GOING?

YOU MEAN BEFORE:

WE GO BACK AND VISIT...

... YOUR SOON TO BE

EX-GIRLFRIENDS?

THEY'RE IN TOWN TODAY.

SH*T.

OKAY. WE'LL GO TO SOUTH FORK.

SOUTH FORK?

THE FISHING SUCKS,

AND IT'S FULL OF TOURISTS.

EXACTLY.

TIME TO GENERATE

SOME MEDIA CRED.

OH, YOU'RE GOOD, YOU.

MAN, YOU ARE A MESS.

RC.

- YEAH, BOB.

HEY, RC, I'M KIND OF

HUNG-UP HERE.

COULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND?

YOU KNOW, BOB, PAR OF BEING A FLY-FISHERMAN.

IS LEARNING HOW TO GE YOURSELF UNTANGLED THERE.

I'D CUT YOU LOOSE, BUT I'D BE

DOING YOU A DISSERVICE.

HEY, RC.

ANY LUCK TODAY?

MAN, THESE ARE GONNA BE

SO GREAT ON MUGBOOK.

NEVER MIND.

YEAH. HEY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE

YOU'RE NOT JOINED.

TO THE HIP WITH:

THAT CRIMINAL, DAVID.

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