First Girl I Loved Page #4

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But we were talking

after the game

and I pretended like

I had to do an interview.

Did you guys f*** or...?

No. Jesus.

You know I've never

done that with anybody.

I'm not like you.

Kiss or...?

No, we talked for like

two seconds.

But, seriously, I've never

felt like this before.

Just like...

It's just like what're

we doing here?

Anne, what are we doing here?

Look, you can't tell me about

you and this other guy, okay?

I'm sorry, that's...

That's just the way it is.

Okay. Uh, just...

Here's where it gets kind of...

You know... you know, right?

Know what?

Oh, come on, you're gonna make

me say it? You know!

Okay, uh, just, look,

let me finish my story?

Okay, can you please...

Can you please just not...

Can you not say anything

for a second?

Please, please,

just don't say anything.

You don't really like

this guy, do you?

Um...

Shh. Never mind.

Don't answer that.

Who is that?

Nobody.

Uhm?

Do you want me to pause it?

Hey!

Hey.

Are you okay?

No.

What's wrong?

I don't know.

Sorry I'm bothering you.

No.

I just totally let everyone

down.

Oh, no.

I was feeling guilty

'cause I said I didn't care

about any of it anymore.

And then... I shouldn't have

swung but I swung anyway

'cause I thought...

It's okay. It's okay.

I'm so sure everything is okay.

But I swung anyway

'cause I thought...

I don't know, I wasn't thinking.

- I wasn't playing smart.

- Sorry...

I'm sure I sound so pathetic

right now.

Can I tell you something?

What?

I don't have a car.

What do you mean?

Remember I said I parked...

far away. It's 'cause I

walked.

So then why?

I was trying to impress you.

I kind of thought something

was up.

I know.

I kind of felt like you

knew, too.

Le cigarette?

Cigarette?

Oh, oui, le cigarette!

Would you like a cigarette?

Oh, but of course, I smoke le

cigarette all the time.

No!

Cool bike.

Go f*** yourself.

Dude, I was trying to

compliment you.

Dude, why do you make it

so hard to be your friend?

You don't want to be my friend.

You want to call me a dyke,

which is so dumb

'cause I'm not even gay.

And I know why you do it and you

know that I know.

So don't even pretend.

Wait. Hold up. Pause. Pause,

pause, pause.

You're not gay anymore?

Hey, look,

I just want to know, okay?

Please get out of my way.

I'm just trying to collect

all the facts here.

Okay, here's a fact:

You're a homophobic a**hole.

Anne. Anne, come on.

You really think that?

Listen, this is

obviously hard for you.

So if you need to cry again,

like last time,

this is a safe space. Go ahead.

Hm. Just doesn't have

that kid brother ring, huh?

Jesus. What do you want?

I'm declaring a truce.

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