Finding Joy Page #3
Oh, so do you also
know the names
door, Marshall? Yes, I do.
I'm very friendly with all of our neighbors.
I'll have you...
Zip! Please...
zip it.
This was the last decent
Pair of pants that I had.
Give me yours.
Give me your pants.
I'm at least two sizes
bigger than you.
Try four.
Hi.
You're impressively on time.
Have fun on your
sort of romantic rendezvous.
Uh... oh.
Just a, uh, a little nothing.
Oh, thank you.
Is this a book?
I love books.
Ready?
So, did you think of
an alternative word?
Uh...
I- It would be my
distinct pleasure
To accompany you
this afternoon.
It's bordering on bland, but
marginally better than "nice."
So, I-I wrote the book.
Which book?
Right now. Wha...? You wroth at?
Yes.
Oh, my god!
I hope it's good.
I hope you're good
with condoms too.
I read this article that stds
Are rampant
among senior citizens.
They're getting it on
more than we are.
What am I doing wrong?
I used to work at the condom
factory on Johnson street,
And I got tons of free samples,
So I figured I would
put them to good use.
It's really on Johnson street?
So, you're all gonna
remember to use these
Next time you have sex, right?
Or you could die!
I'm 81 years old, joy.
What's your point?
Every second counts, Doris.
( LAUGHTER )
I've brought a friend
along today.
This is Kyle.
And Kyle...
is going to demonstrate
how to put one on.
WOMAN:
Ooh.Anyone who wants
a refresher can stay.
( AUDIENCE TITTERING;
You should get that looked at.
It might be serious.
I don't... I don't wanna...
I don't wanna do this.
Open the bag.
Open the bag.
( WOMEN OOHING AND TITTERING )
I was petrified
you hadn't brought props.
I don't mind if you don't use a cucumber.
Do you ladies?
ALL:
No!He's wearing ladies' pants.
Yes, they are.
Okay, um, well, we'll just...
WOMAN:
Caesar.KYLE:
Okay, so, um...Caesar!
Uh... Cae...
who's... Who's Caesar?
He's, uh, he's just this cat.
Local resident.
Um, I'll be right back.
Uh...
Did he pee?
And, uh,
you make sure that, uh...
this part here is up,
Like a...
like a little hat,
And then, uh, you put it there.
Careful not to cut it
with your nail,
But you just pinch like this.
Sort of... This is
important, that part there.
And then you just roll it
down to the, um...
the... The, uh...
The... The base,
Roll it down to the base.
Is, uh...
is everything okay?
Yeah.
I'm fine.
It's no biggie.
Do you mind a pit stop
on the way home?
As long as it doesn't
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