Fifty Shades of Black Page #5

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I'm Christian's brother.

Ooh... Mmm...

The poor one.

Mmm-mmm...

I know what you're saying,

"Oh, he's financially poor,

yet spiritually rich."

Mmm...

- Nah, that don't count.

- What do you feel?

- What do you feel?

- Oh, my God.

When does that end?

Oh, my God!

The weight of my penis makes my

money too heavy to carry around!

Yes!

I'll see you later, woman.

(MOANS)

- Until we meet again.

- How can I touch you?

I mean, get in touch with you!

My number

is seven.

Oh!

That's a good number.

Oh, God.

I'mma call you!

- (MOANS SLOWLY)

- Good morning.

I've been staring

at you all night.

I haven't blinked once.

Gosh, my eyes are hurting.

- How did I get here?

- I brought you here, Hannah.

Did you undress me?

I sure did. Mmm...

My God, we didn't...

No, we didn't.

And I have the blue

balls to prove it.

Look at these things.

(GROANS)

Ugh!

What are those?

What the f*** are those?

Oh... It hurts so much.

I don't know what to do!

Why are you showing me this?

I ordered you some breakfast.

Here. Eat. You'll

need your strength.

But you licked this one, and did all

sorts of other weird stuff to it.

Can I get a fresh one?

Maybe some jam.

- No, eat it.

- (SIGHS)

Why don't you just

leave me alone, Christian?

Because I'm incapable

of leaving you alone.

I'm a certified stalker.

I have four restraining orders,

and I'm currently

working on a fifth.

Listen to me.

I don't do the romance thing.

Anal, yes.

Fisting, sure.

Two in the pink,

one in the stink, yeah.

I do that.

But I don't do romance.

You know, I'd like

to bite that lip.

I wish you would.

(GROANS)

Ow!

Ow! Mmm...

Oh, my God!

(CONTINUES GROANING)

(GASPS)

- (SIGHING)

- (SOBS)

Come on, let's get

you outta here.

- God, that made me wet.

- Oh!

Oh, love it.

F*** the bullshit.

(BOTH MOANING)

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)

- (MAN CLEARS THROAT)

- How you doin'?

(BOTH MOANING)

CHRISTIAN:
Open your eyes.

Lizard kisses, come on.

(EXCLAIMING)

(MOANING CONTINUES)

Vampire bite!

(SCREAMING)

I love it! More!

(SCREAMING) Yes! Yes!

CHRISTIAN:
Oh, my God!

(MOANING CONTINUES)

(CHOKING)

You shut up and watch.

(ELEVATOR DINGS)

Get outta here!

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Excuse me.

I have to warn you,

elevators make me horny.

Ooh, Daddy, I want you to

write a song about me.

I wanna be your muse.

Oh, this is a great time.

I'm inspired to write a song

about you right now.

Ooh, that feels so good.

(SINGING) 'Cause I love

havin' sex unprotected

Ooh.

And I love when my

dick's in you naked

Deeper, Daddy, deeper! Yeah!

Goin' raw in you, you, you...

Yes! Yes!

Goin' raw in you, you, you, you

Ooh, I think you going platinum

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