Fifty Shades of Black Page #3
"I'm not a bidness man,
I'm a bidness... man."
Thank you so much
for your help, Ms. Steale.
Let me know when those space
Pampers come in, okay?
- Save me three boxes!
- (THUDS)
(CHUCKLES) Bye!
I'm gonna call you.
(DOOR OPENS)
(JESSE VOCALIZING)
- Jesse!
- Hey.
Thank you so much
for doing this last minute.
Hannah, listen, you are
my best friend, okay?
You know I'd do
anything for you, right?
Oh!
- Yeah. I'd really love a handjob, though.
- What?
I said I really love this job.
It's amazing.
Oh, my God. Get in here.
(GRUNTS)
Later I wanna hit it.
Uh... Um...
I didn't catch the last thing.
I said later
I wanna hit the bar.
- Oh.
- Come on, Hannah,
it's what platonic friends do.
You know?
You grab a beer, right?
Then you make out and have sex
until we question the status of our
friendship or whatever, you know?
- I guess. Come on.
- Yeah. Come here.
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
Hannah! Did you just
kiss me on my lips?
- Wait, I thought that...
- No. Listen. Okay, let's get one thing clear.
- We are just friends. Don't make it weird.
- Oh, no, I thought...
- It's okay, I'll f*** you later.
- Wait. What?
I said I'll see you later.
- Jeez, Hannah.
- Oh.
Just go.
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
JESSE:
Pow! Pow!Girl, he's staring
at you like some real
Fear-type
sh*t right now, girl.
He look like Marky Mark
after he left the Funky Bunch
and started acting, girl.
All right, give me a smile.
Cheese.
All right, don't ever
f***ing smile again, okay?
He asked me to go to coffee
with him after the shoot.
Oh, girl, that's cute!
Last time I went to coffee,
I got eaten out
outside of McDonald's.
That McCaf menu
got a girl gushin'.
- All right, let's break the Internet.
- (CORK POPS)
Eat.
I'm not your dog, you
can't tell me what to do.
You're right. If you were
my dog, I would do this.
Bad girl! Bad, bad, bad girl!
(SPITS)
So, tell me about your family.
Well...
My dad left me when
I was two years old,
(YAWNING) so I was mostly
raised by my stepdad, Ron.
That's painfully uninteresting.
How about your mother?
- She's been married eight times.
- Yeah.
She's an incurable romantic.
Are you a romantic?
I guess.
(GROANS)
I mean, I like long
walks on the beach.
I like baby talk,
I like to cuddle.
Ooh, and I love
Nicholas Sparks movies.
Even the one with Miley Cyrus?
- That's my favorite one!
- B*tch, I'm out!
- (PEOPLE CHEERING)
- JESSE:
Cheers.- Yeah.
Ooh, that tastes like a
white boy on spring break.
I hate him.
I'm gonna call him.
You want another drink?
Yes. Drink to forget.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
- (GURGLES)
That tastes horrible.
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