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you are goin to lose that scholarship,
you are going to lose your financial
aid, and I will personally make sure
that you never go to another
university for the rest of your life.
From the second day of my college
existence, I had one strike against me.
So, now all we had to do was be good.
And we were good. Good at
Believe it or not, I was
actually looking forward
to Thanksgiving break
with my parents.
Clean sheets, toilet
paper, a refrigerator.
With food in it.
Doreen, you have outdone yourself
with that stuffing. Fantastic.
Son, your mother and I have
something wed like to tell you.
Yeah. No need to be
alarmed
whats the best way to put this?
I don't know, the best way to put it is
that were going through a few changes.
Yeah, were, uh
- You're not pregnant, are you?
No.
No, no. I should be so lucky, huh?
- What the hell does that mean?
Harold, its been four months, and
if it werent for Mr. Red upstairs,
Id probably have lost my mind.
Damn, Mom, thatsdisgusting! Were
eating. - Don't say damn to your mother.
And you don't have to bring up our
intimate times in front of the boy.
Well, honey, a little companionship
in that department would be very nice.
I can't believe this.
- Im gonna go upstairs.
I'm allergic to the Viagra.
- What?
Yeah, uh, it makes me sweat,
and gives me wet shits.
Oh, I am sorry. I mental images are.
Honey, that was the kielbasa.
- You sit down. Its not the kielbasa.
We had to sent that carpet to
the cleaners. It cost a fortune.
Sit. Talk.
Son, I have something very
important I wanna tell you.
Don't you wanna hear it?
- Fine.
Son, your fathers been laid off.
They're replacing me with
Windows 98, or some foul thing.
I'm sorry, Dad. Thats
No, its f***ed up, is what it is.
Lets, you know, call a spade a spade.
I:
- I have to get that.
What was with you bringing up
our sex life in front of him?
Hello?
- Mr. Darren.
How did I know it would be you?
#GRACIE# - Gracie was at the party
For some reason, she was talking to me.
Jesus Christ. Oh my God.
It wasnt longer than the whiteboard.
Oh, I don't know, I didnt see.
I didnt mean to.
All right, heres to new
beginnings, and all that sh*t.
I need a refill, though.
Well, maybe next time.
Definitely.
man. You should tap it.
Dude, she just broke up with
her boyfriend like two days ago.
I don't really think she was ready
to jump into another relationship.
Whos talking about a relationship? I'm
just saying shes got the hot ass, is all.
All right. I'm goin to bed.
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